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Hot Mess Express

@dainiuszubrus / dainiuszubrus.tumblr.com

georgina. nyc. nurse. hockey fan. wreck city
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my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

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batmansymbol

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

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get to know me meme: [4/8] male characters jake peralta
"This job is eating me alive. I can’t breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy; the man in the white hat. I’m not becoming like them… I am them. [What are you doing, weirdo?] I’m doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.”
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interview: how would you hit on a girl?
harry: what's the context? where are we?
interviewer: at a bar.
harry: where in the bar? are we in america?
interview: sure
harry: oh, well i can't go into bars in america so.
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