Somebody take this app away from me
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When you find this in your ask, share 5 facts about yourself and pass it on to your 10 favorite followers.
OMG thank you! Gonna pass this on in a bit.
So, 5 things about me..
1. I am fluent in Spanish, English and for some reason Latin.
2. When I was little, dairy products made me weirdly hyper, and it was like I was on drugs. Someone gave me chocolate buttons, and I tried to push my brothers pram in a river.
3. I once got my mum arrested, because I was still learning English, and we lived with my grandma at the time. Everyone called my grandma “mum” and my mum was “Clair” so I assumed mum meant grandma. I was upset over something and kept screaming that I wanted my mum, and because my mum is white, people assumed she kidnapped me, so she was arrested and we had to wait for family to come and prove that she was in fact my mother. The 90’s was one hell of a decade.
4. I went through a phase as a kid of exclusively fancying men who were either dead or unattainable due to massive age gaps. Choices included (but were not limited to) Deforest Kelley, Kenneth Williams, William Regal and Marc Alaimo (but weirdly only when he looked like a cardassian). I was always devastated when I found out they were dead/married/didn’t look like that without make up. I used to actually tell people that these men were my boyfriend, even people that knew they weren’t. My dad used to play along which was cute.
5. I went through a phase of opening conversations by saying “man are you uuuuuuuuuugly” because I watched the lion king too many times. My mother didn’t appreciate that.
ASHERLEEEEEEEE. OH MY GOD. I can't stop laughing at the men one.
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How comes dean gets to be your cuddle croc but Regal is only a muffin? You've fancied him since you were 6! THE BETRAYAL.
I’m more likely to put a muffin in my mouth than a massive reptile, so who’s really winning here?
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP REGAL!
charislove
Actually so smooth.
I know what boys like.
To be fair a better statement would be, regal knows what girls like, cos Christ knows why he's had you sprung for so long.
charislove-blog reblogged
How comes dean gets to be your cuddle croc but Regal is only a muffin? You've fancied him since you were 6! THE BETRAYAL.
I’m more likely to put a muffin in my mouth than a massive reptile, so who’s really winning here?
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP REGAL!
Actually so smooth.
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So many selfies, so little notes.
Why. No. Stop.
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I did a thing.
The chocolate tressed diva reached higher up the tree, on tip toes at the top of the ladder, she struggled with a makeshift angel that she'd crafted from a spare action figure of hers. She rolled her eyes as she bumped her head on some mistletoe, but continued decorating, wondering why she found beating the likes of Natalya and AJ easier than holiday preparations. As she finally got the bedazzled mini version of herself in place, she heard a heavy sigh behind her and turned to investigate. "Well, now you're just asking for it." The words slipped through the smirking lips of the stocky Englishman as he ran anxious fingers through his blonde hair. He bit down on his lip and took a step closer, letting his hands flirt up her bare legs, she shivered under his touch and began slowly descending down the ladder. "That's hardly a fair statement." She whispered as he pulled her into his arms, her legs wrapped around his waist and they shared a slow and tender kiss. "You were up a ladder in a short skirt Ashli." He replied, still smirking as he tangled his fingers in her hair and trailed kisses down her slender neck. "Where I come from, that's asking for it." Their lips met again, with more urgency than before, he suppressed a smile as he heard her moan gently into his mouth, her lips softly pushing harder against his. "Where I come from, it's called decorating in a very impractical outfit." She said, breaking the kiss and running her tongue along her bottom lip. She flirtatiously let a hand wander below his waist, smiling as he closed his eyes and sighed softly. "And it's not an invitation." His eyes snapped open as her hand vanished from his body, and he sighed again, with more pain than pleasure as he watched his girlfriend walk away. "Merry Christmas to you too, flower."
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“omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!” “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!” “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”
A collage of the earlier pictures and some others, including her wedding to Wil Arnett!
And that time she managed Dolph ziggler?
And remember that time she starred in an anime with William regal?
Hey, remember that time ashli was divas champion?
This is my best friend.
I am determined to make her love me.
Late night/early photos of a hottie and her cleavage. Not sorry. Ugh, my best friend
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Ever cried because something is so perfect? And all you can think about is how nice it is? And like every time you see it you want to write profound poetry about it and make a playlist? You feel like if you touch it, you will cry and then collapse?
That’s how fangirls feel about butts.
Nothing beats a good butt, except my hands, and even then, not too hard. You must treat the booty with great care.