|| Lydia

       ❝ ♫  When th’ moon hits yer eye like’ah big’ah pizza pie  -- ♪ ❞

A characteristically raspy voice sang aloud as the murkiness of brisk autumn evening settled in over the hilltop cemetery currently being toured by both the dead & a sole member of the living. Neither the crunch of multicolored leaves beneath leather boots, nor whistle of dying wind sufficed to entertain or distract the easily bored poltergeist as he meandered behind the raven-haired woman whom had summoned him to her latest photography set. One that had barely changed since his last sleazing abouts within the Maitland’s model town all those years ago ;; some new headstones, a gnarly tree looking even more foreboding & menacing, an added footpath toward the nearby Winter River.

       ❝ ♪ Thaaaat's AMOOREEEE!! ♫ ❞

Stripe-clad arm slithered along tops of clothed, warm porcelain shoulders to pull Lydia closer to him as much cooler body swayed to off-key, yelled harmonics. Betelgeuse clearly didn’t care why they were out wandering the crypt-keeper’s playground, but the ghost was observably more than eager to get a party started regardless of the young woman’s former plans. He had agreed to behave on their outing, but he had to test his ever-changing verbal parameter’s.

       ❝ Hey! Speakin’ of pizza ;; think someone would deliver a meat lover’s all the way out here, babes? ❞

A nudge, a breeze passing by Lydia now delivering the ghoul to the side of the overgrown, dirt path. A grin the only foreshadowing playing out to a moss-infected hand pulling up monochromatic sleeves, revealing multiple watches attached to deathly-gray wrist... & an infestation of mushrooms on the underside of an arm leading to his armpit.

       ❝ Check it out ;; already got extra toppings. Snrt! ❞

A snort & gravel-thick cackle ended what was merely a skit for reaction purposes, leaving the ghost to lounge atop the nearest headstone as if it were his own personal La-Z-Boy.

       ❝ Can’t be doin’ -- uh, whatever we’re doin’ on an empty stomach.. -- Say, ah, what are we doin’ again? Dancin’ with the devil under the pale moonlight, right? ❞

{;: So, I feel like I might need to drop the threads that I had running (Which, from what I can tell from my drafts, wasn’t a lot). But I would like to pick up new threads if anyone might still be interested. Or pick up a plot that might have already been started. I’ll probably post a few starter things or memes in the mean time. so HEY lemme know what you guys want from me, and I’ll try to deliver even better than last time, yeah? :;}

{;: So HOLY SHIT guys! I’m baaaaack! And in more ways than one! :;}

{;: That’s right, I did the thing. I made a Marty McFly rp account. Now, he’s still getting his pants on... uh, I mean, getting fleshed out. But I’ll have a promo up for him...shortly? :;}

{;: I will be on Beej still, of course. I might be dropping some stuff that’s been sitting around for too long. So, kinda take this post as a fresh start for everyone! If anyone wants something specific over this weekend, lemme know in an ask or through messenger! I could use a little help getting the juices flowing again after my working trip to Europe. :;}

{:; As of today, 5/28, this account will be on HIATUS due to the Mun traveling out of the country. My work hasn't given me a return flight date yet, so I do not know when I will be returning from Europe. Hopefully by the end of the month, for my sanity's sake. ;:} "Squeeze ya later!"