full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Yup.

I like how the confidence of this answer implies that we as vets have at some point sat down and discussed why and how we would survive the apocalypse 

You mean you haven’t?

nsfw don’t listen without headphones and don’t listen if you’re not keen on dykes waxing slightly pretentious lyrical about eating pussy or if you’re not keen on hearing an audio recording of a woman getting her pussy ate BUT this has haunted me in its corny glory for a couple of years lol……i listened to it a lot before i had even had sex with anyone and it drove me crazy

friends deep lore: the reason chandler is so bad at generally existing in the 90s/early 2000s is he actually died in 1843 of lead poisoning and now he’s been reanimated by dark wizard ross (a homophobe) and the only way to break free of his curse of living undead is to find love and luckily he shares a flat with friendly modern man joey who teaches him the way of the world and maybe just, maybe, he also teaches him the meaning of love. 200k, slowburn, fisting

Don’t Hurt Yourself - Beyoncé

Been screaming this all day

MOOD

Her editing is unparalled by any other MUA on YouTube.

Her IG is @ wvrthy and her youtube channel info is on there. She makes and sells her own highlighters. 

She deserves more subscribers

here’s her shop! she makes highlighters and other makeup meant to show up on all tones of skin, and her highlighters are incredible. just look!

support her! she’s got awesome other colors, too, besides the gold and the ones in that swatch. my personal favorite has gotta be the pinkish one she named “aphrodite”!

just look at these!!

if you can afford to, give her some business! businesses like her are much better to support then people like jeffree starr who is a notoriously racist devil.

her makeup is also just generally 100% better and also better for you, as big makeup companies tend to put icky shit in makeup.

tl;dr support businesses like wvrthy! wvrthy, keep being awesome!

are you fucking serious this entire post is god tier

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

Just to put some context into this:

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

I hate when straight people talk about how we “should never assume anyone is gay!!” based on appearance/mannerism/behaviour/anything

But they never talk about how assuming everyone is straight is harming people!!!

Not letting us talk about gay aesthetics and traditions and culture is just another way to silence and isolate us :)

It’s so disingenuous, too. Like…I know I look gay, okay? I get called out and harassed by strangers all the time over my appearance. And I do most of it on purpose! This isn’t some high school movie ugly duckling narrative; lesbians aren’t awkward wallflowers wishing desperately that they could look like straight girls, if only they’d ever learned how. As if we could escape being taught! I’m a grown adult and I choose to look this way.

If you really don’t think there’s anything wrong with being gay, why do you think it’s the polite thing to pretend you don’t see it, especially since it’s how I wish to be seen?

This is such a good post, my god. Sometimes I feel so guilty for recognizing other queer folks by picking up the signals - aka, “assuming based on stereotypes” - but the reality is that most of us who do have those signs and signals are intentionally coding to find each other and be ourselves visibly and loudly.

exactly. Assuming a girl is gay cause she has short hair and is wearing a plaid shirt isn’t harmful to her regardless of her orientation. looking gay isn’t an insult. Like if you think “Oh, I thought you were a lesbian cause you have short hair” (as an example) is offensive, you’re the problem, not us. 

Expressive Bird Portraits That Give Us a Glimpse of Their Colorful Personalities

Leila Jeffreys presents the world with her latest series of portraits where she has picked doves and cockatoos as her main protagonists.

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Good birds

New “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” Series Picked Up at Netflix

The CW was working on a potential companion to Riverdale based on The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. According to Deadline, Netflix has picked up the series for two seasons and ordered 20 episodes.

The one-hour drama/horror project will draw inspiration from Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and Robert Hack’s comic book series The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, which re-imagines Sabrina’s occult origins. Aguirre-Sacasa is writing the pilot episode with Lee Toland Krieger directing.

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Net Neutrality: What it is and What it isn’t

I care about net neutrality a lot, yet I haven’t reblogged any posts about it yet. You may be wondering why and simply put, the misinformation on this site is pissing me off.

Many of you may have seen posts going around with pictures like these:

They’re very scary and compelling. They illustrate a dystopian future where websites are sold like cable packages.

The problem is they have jack shit to do with net neutrality and what the FCC is trying to do, and frankly it makes those of us trying to protect net neutrality look completely ignorant.

So, what’s actually going on? Sorry, but it’s not as interesting as the pictures convey. If you don’t read between the lines it’s going to seem like boring shit. Sorry, guys, but the way that scary as fuck legislation gets passed in this country is by hiding it in a mundane, boring package that no one cares about or pays attention to.

So, what is the net neutrality that’s in jeopardy? Back in 2015, broadband providers became reclassified as common carriers under Title II. The FCC actually pushed for this Title II reclassification at the time so they could come up with stronger Net Neutrality rules. Basically, the FCC has legal authority to keep companies like Comcast, AT&T, and Verizon from interfering with web traffic in any way under Title II.

So what’s happening now? Trump’s FCC chairman and Verizon’s bitch, Ajit Pai, wants to reclassify broadband providers as Title I, and let the internet providers, companies like Comcast, AT&T and Verizon, do whatever they want to control web traffic. This includes slowing down service by means of bandwidth throttling.

What does this mean for the internet and how we use it?

1. Companies will have to pay extra money to the internet providers, so their web traffic isn’t interfered with. This will seriously harm up and coming websites. If Google was invented post net neutrality they never would have been able to flourish in the way they have. They likely never would have gotten off the ground which is why even big companies like Google and Facebook support net neutrality.

2. The internet could turn into an oligopoly with only the big companies like Google able to pay enough to keep web traffic flowing. If broadband providers are able to interfere with web traffic to smaller sites there will be no competition on the internet as a marketplace. Oh, you’d love a version of Amazon that doesn’t treat it’s workers like shit and actually cares about mitigating its environmental impact. Too bad, the website is slow as shit if it even loads at all.

3. Any websites the internet providers disagree with will have their web traffic interfered with. This includes important social justice movements like BLM, LGBTQ pride websites, antifa and so on.

Please stop spreading misinformation about net neutrality. These are the facts. Visit savetheinternet.com for more.

Chthonic Deities and Spirits

Deities

Nymphs

Spirits

Judges

Moirai

Daemon

This only includes Daemons who are primarily underworld based so this list does not include beings like Nike, Eros, and other  personified spirits of the human condition (which is what greek daemons tended to be)

Creatures

This is lit !!

Black Germans are lit af

woah

they made the language soung cute omg

This is nice

German has never sounded cute to me until now

okay but what the song called and by whom 👀

The song is: Bist Fu Down by Ace Tee ft. Kwam.E

Hitler rollin over in his grave

Them Aesthetics tho

Here’s the link y’all

and there is more german music by artists of colour that is worth checking out:

Joy Denalane (Alles Leuchtet)

Blumio (Hey Mr Nazi)

Leila Akinyi (Afro Spartana)

BONEZ MC & RAF CAMORA feat. MAXWELL (Ohne mein Team)

Capuz (Blutmond)

Chima (Morgen)

Lary (System)

Only black people can make German sound lit 🙌🏾

Even more history was made tonight 🎉Congratulations, Andrea! (https://www.advocate.com/politics/2017/11/07/trans-woman-andrea-jenkins-elected-minneapolis-city-council)

Into the gloss | Tom Newton

God what a mood