hi welcome to chili's

other ppl have been sending me images of this all day 

Me: *catches another sea bass*

Game: hey this gives me an idea! You just learned the sea bass pie recipe :D

Me after almost two years of sea bass torment realizing what this means:

Y'all don't understand how funny these tags are together

im treating you tonight babygirl get dressed we going to Safeway and eating everything that’s not wrapped

My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

The new street lamp banners can be transparent! So I made froggy wind chimes! 

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

i been gamin’

me in a horror movie: *gets splattered with blood* gender

the killer: *choking back tears* please can you just fucking die already

Dad griefs son with infinite grounding glitch

this is my favorite addition by a mile. I am now glad that I made this post

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