had an au thought and ran with it o/

whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

(Amusingly, one such game was later re-used as the core system for a licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles RPG, and the madness rules were carried over verbatim, with the result that seeing Cthulhu can also make your ninja turtle gay.)

marcille is very protective (and jealous)

based on this lmao

izutsumiiiiiiii. kitby

go miffy go!

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

but yeah , if we're being real i have powers .

Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

and just what the fuck am i supposed to do with this