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Edwin Jarvis

@starksbutlerjarvis / starksbutlerjarvis.tumblr.com

Howard Stark's butler, but so much more than that. Behind the scenes help of miss Carter. Available before nine, because that's when the wife and I go to bed. I'm not new to espionage, I once caught a cook trying to get away with the good spoons |OC: Kathleen Jarvis||sideblog of cliohawkeyebarton||mun&muse 19+|MCU rp| based on the series, but comics are waiting to be read|smutfree|M!A: N/A||
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Important message.

I’m so sorry, but I have lost my muse for both Clio and Jarvis. I am really sorry to announce that this account will go on unactive, just as Jarvis.

If you really need me, I can be found on twitter as either @twodocsandhydra @.avaredwidow or @.moredamageinpjs. Once again, I’m really, really sorry, but I can’t find the muse to return here.

Also: tumblr changed so much that I don’t understand it anymore.

So this is a goodbye. My apologies.

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Update

I'm so sorry I haven't been online for a while. I've got exams (I'm going into my last week) and after that I'm going to Rome for a week. Also, I've moved and we have trouble with the wifi. So during the weekend I don't have any wifi currently and during the week, I have to study for my exams. But I just hope that the wifi troubles will be fixed soon so that I can come online again. Thanks for being patient and waiting for me to come back.

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peggy: [in a crowd and can't find angie]
peggy: [using hands as a megaphone] PEGGY CARTER SUCKS
angie: [running in her direction] EXCUSE ME BUT HOW DARE YOU
steve: [dehybernating] FIGHT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
howard and jarvis: [screaming]
peggy: what the holy fuck
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Update:

It’s freaking hot here right now (30°C in my room) and I’m trying to study (yes exams are coming up again already) so I won’t be on as regularly as before. I will come back eventually, I promise, but… I really need to get through this right now because I can’t fail again. If I fail, I will have to change what I’m studying and I’ve been dreaming about this for ages now, I don’t want to change. I really don’t. So studying it is then.

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"Hey! Are you also applying to SHIELD?"

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Clio looked up awkardly at the man. “Nah, I’m just here to do my laundry, is this the right line?”

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“Uh no. This is the line for all new applicants to be SHIELD Agents.” He laughed and held up his stack of paperwork.

“Aww, man!” She whined softly. “That means I’ve been waiting here for nothing.” She got out of the line and walked straight towards the building. It was only now that she revealed the S.H.I.E.L.D. sign on her sleeve. She didn’t need to wait in line at all, she was already in.

Stiles smiles after her and stuck his foot out to trip the Agents that came running by a few minutes later. Soon he handing his binder to a lady and directed to the testing facility.

Clio was grateful that the man - kid, really - had stopped Sitwell from getting after her. It gave her just enough time to hide in the vents. She followed him through those vents to the testing facility and when he was alone, she got out again and dropped to the floor gratiously, like she had done this a thousand times before. “Hey, thanks, ta know, for stoppi g Sitwell there.”

Stiles yelped and whipped around, eyes glowing and claws up and ready for a fight. “Shit! Don’t scare a guy like that!” He relaxed and put his claws away, his eyes returned to their normal honey colour. “Why you runnin’ from him anyway?”

She held her hands up, surprised at his reaction. "Wow, dude, don't need to get all prickly. Or clawy. What's that 'bout, really?" She raised her eyebrows at him, ignoring his question.

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Alice watched closely, already getting a feel for how the device worked. “I think we should get these ones. They look easy to operate.”

“Are you sure?” Jarvis asked immediately, looking a bit hesitant. He’d aftually have to learn how to work these things.

“Mhm.” She nodded, seeming quite sure. She could learn things fast, this wouldn’t be any different.

He nodded again. “Okay, we’ll take two of these with the contracts you mentioned before for the both of them.”

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Anonymous asked:

“Language.” (Starksbutlerjarvis)

“It doesn’t mean anything bad, signore Jarvis, it just sounds bad.”

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Jarvis rushed to her side, helping to open the door. “I am confident that you and Mr. Stark will have children soon enough. Perhaps you should mention it to him?” He hoped his suggestion wasn’t too bold.

“Yes, well, if you can convince him to come out of the lab, I’d be more than happy to mention it to him.” Maria smiled her thanks when he helped her with the door, letting out a sigh of relief as it gave way and she was able to walk in. “Until then… I’m going to be quiet about it.  Unless you don’t think I should be?”

"I was going to suggest that the two of you dine together next wednesday, if that suits you, that is. Sometimes I find that merely mentioning your name helps to get him out of there." He smiled apologetic.

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Nodding slowly, Alice was just about to speak when one of the workers came over to them. “Hey guys! Anything I can help you with today?”

“Yes.” Jarvis said immediately. “We are looking for two phones, preferably with access to the internet, and a SIM card? I think that’s what they’re called. Technology nowadays, so confusing.” He shook his head fondly at Alice, as if she could join him on that conversation.

Nodding as Jarvis spoke, the man smiled. “We can do that. Would you like contract or pay-as-you go? I’d recommend contract, it’s a set price every month and you can buy add-ons if you want to. There are also certain phones free with a contract over $25, and price reductions for friends and family.”

Jarvis nodded, trying to understand everything the man was saying. “I do believe contracts are our best option.” He glanced at Alice, hoping she’d help him out on this.

Honestly, she was as lost as him. But, she was much better at looking like she knew what was happening. “What contract is most popular?”

“That would be the one with unlimited data, calls and 5000 texts. It’s $28.”

“Money is not a problem.” Jarvis said, mainly to Alice, as he agreed that that contract was the best idea. “Is there any type of phone we would get with that contract?” He asked.

Nodding up at JARVIS, the man smiled. “You can get either a Samsung Galaxy S6 or an iPhone 6. If you like we can look at the models?”

Jarvis nodded, he had no idea what type of phones that would be. “Which one would you recommend, sir? He asked as they walked to the place where the phones where on display’

“iPhones are always the best sellers, and they are pretty good. I have a 5C myself.” He began, leading them to the phones. Picking up an iPhone, he showed it to the pair - unlocking it, flicking through the settings and pre-built features.

Jarvis was fascinated by what the man could do with that small phone - he was still used to phones where you aftually had to dial - and couldn't help but stare at the small thing.

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Nodding slowly, Alice was just about to speak when one of the workers came over to them. “Hey guys! Anything I can help you with today?”

“Yes.” Jarvis said immediately. “We are looking for two phones, preferably with access to the internet, and a SIM card? I think that’s what they’re called. Technology nowadays, so confusing.” He shook his head fondly at Alice, as if she could join him on that conversation.

Nodding as Jarvis spoke, the man smiled. “We can do that. Would you like contract or pay-as-you go? I’d recommend contract, it’s a set price every month and you can buy add-ons if you want to. There are also certain phones free with a contract over $25, and price reductions for friends and family.”

Jarvis nodded, trying to understand everything the man was saying. “I do believe contracts are our best option.” He glanced at Alice, hoping she’d help him out on this.

Honestly, she was as lost as him. But, she was much better at looking like she knew what was happening. “What contract is most popular?”

“That would be the one with unlimited data, calls and 5000 texts. It’s $28.”

“Money is not a problem.” Jarvis said, mainly to Alice, as he agreed that that contract was the best idea. “Is there any type of phone we would get with that contract?” He asked.

Nodding up at JARVIS, the man smiled. “You can get either a Samsung Galaxy S6 or an iPhone 6. If you like we can look at the models?”

Jarvis nodded, he had no idea what type of phones that would be. "Which one would you recommend, sir? He asked as they walked to the place where the phones where on display'

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Nodding slowly, Alice was just about to speak when one of the workers came over to them. “Hey guys! Anything I can help you with today?”

“Yes.” Jarvis said immediately. “We are looking for two phones, preferably with access to the internet, and a SIM card? I think that’s what they’re called. Technology nowadays, so confusing.” He shook his head fondly at Alice, as if she could join him on that conversation.

Nodding as Jarvis spoke, the man smiled. “We can do that. Would you like contract or pay-as-you go? I’d recommend contract, it’s a set price every month and you can buy add-ons if you want to. There are also certain phones free with a contract over $25, and price reductions for friends and family.”

Jarvis nodded, trying to understand everything the man was saying. “I do believe contracts are our best option.” He glanced at Alice, hoping she’d help him out on this.

Honestly, she was as lost as him. But, she was much better at looking like she knew what was happening. “What contract is most popular?”

“That would be the one with unlimited data, calls and 5000 texts. It’s $28.”

"Money is not a problem." Jarvis said, mainly to Alice, as he agreed that that contract was the best idea. "Is there any type of phone we would get with that contract?" He asked.

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Nodding slowly, Alice was just about to speak when one of the workers came over to them. “Hey guys! Anything I can help you with today?”

“Yes.” Jarvis said immediately. “We are looking for two phones, preferably with access to the internet, and a SIM card? I think that’s what they’re called. Technology nowadays, so confusing.” He shook his head fondly at Alice, as if she could join him on that conversation.

Nodding as Jarvis spoke, the man smiled. “We can do that. Would you like contract or pay-as-you go? I’d recommend contract, it’s a set price every month and you can buy add-ons if you want to. There are also certain phones free with a contract over $25, and price reductions for friends and family.”

Jarvis nodded, trying to understand everything the man was saying. "I do believe contracts are our best option." He glanced at Alice, hoping she'd help him out on this.

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"What have the done to you?" (ssr-agent-peggycarter)

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Jarvis looked up, his eyes cold and distant. “They have shown me the truth.” His voice was barely above a whisper. “They have shown me what this world really is all about.” He had his arms wrapped around himself and his normally impeccable suit was now torn but the butler didn’t seem to care. “The world is rotten to the core, miss Carter. And I’m going to make it right.”

After those words, he reached for his inner pocket and got out a knife that glimmered in the light of the room. “I’m going to start right here.” He stepped forward, but he immediately fell forward as he stepped on a broken ankle.

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He blinked a few times, slowly, to push that presence back to the corners of his mind. "I am perfectly fine, thank you, agent Carter." His eyes still had a haunted look in them, as if someone could jump in and take him back again any second.

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Nodding slowly, Alice was just about to speak when one of the workers came over to them. “Hey guys! Anything I can help you with today?”

"Yes." Jarvis said immediately. "We are looking for two phones, preferably with access to the internet, and a SIM card? I think that's what they're called. Technology nowadays, so confusing." He shook his head fondly at Alice, as if she could join him on that conversation.

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Anonymous asked:

“I swallowed a button!” (starksbutlerjarvis--hi!)

Homward Bound Starter Sentences | Status: accepting
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“You… you did what? Are you alright, Mr. Jarvis?”

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“The murder that was all over the papers?” He asked softly, almost like he didn’t believe it. “No, miss Carter, Mr. Stark does not know that woman. Unless they had a brush-in with each other and ended up in the same bed once, but I don’t think that’s the case.” He said softly.

“Good.” Peggy breathed a sigh of relief. “It’s not that I thought Howard was responsible for her death. Of course not. I just didn’t want him tangled up in this mess in any way.”

Jarvis nodded, he had felt the same way when he had asked Mr. Stark about the dead woman. "I understand how you feel. One time clearing his name is more than enough."

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