me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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all sorts of echoes in these caverns

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

this probably doesn't count as a rage comic but its up there

getting new technology feels more infuriating every year. got a new computer for the first time in 8 years and everything about windows 11 and how it handles onedrive is driving me up the wall

the general attitude towards the user feels so much more opaque and condescending than it used to be. like "nuh-uh, we don't think you REALLY want to change that setting so we'll have an extra secret hidden step to make sure you do it our way instead :)" gargle my balls microsoft

things to say to a person having a weed panic attack

damn that sounds really scary. ive never heard of that ever happening to anyone else who did weed. you probably broke your brain and it's gonna be stuck like that forever

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

wuppies ☝️