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Hai dere

@n0rthie / n0rthie.tumblr.com

The name's kim. This is where I come to procrastinate. TØP, P!ATD, Steven Universe, Arrow, Dylan obrien, memes, and everything that makes me smile ~~~~~~~ formerly northie108
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did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

how the fuck

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pettyartist

T H E    M O L E    D I V I N E R

Of course there is an ancient Scottish art of finding moles in golf courses.

druids are real and they use their animal affinity for mole-grabbing

IT’S SO CUTE AND SO DISPLEASED WITH THE SITUATION

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valarhalla

REACH INTO THE DIRT AND YOU WILL FIND A FRIEND AND A BOY

THE YORKSHIRE ACCENT MAKES THIS

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Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
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itchycoil

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

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roachpatrol

thank you

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tony: i am begging you not to do the thing

peter: …yes, mr. stark

tony: you’ve already done the thing, haven’t you?

peter:

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A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

magic is real

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stydiaislove

“I made a decision to pursue the target. I completed the mission. Sir, isn’t it what i’m here to do? Isn’t it my job?”

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“It is a condition of monsters that they do not perceive themselves as such. The dragon, you know, hunkered in the village devouring maidens, heard the townsfolk cry ‘Monster!’ and looked behind him.” ―Daughter of Smoke & Bone, Laini Taylor

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