wanting to avoid sodium at all costs on account of the moonface vs deperately fucking needing electolytes, fight
unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice
i got the job
Litany against unemployment.
I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
My brain has entered "this is fine!!!!!!!" Territory while my guts are definitely still in "this is NOT FUCKING FINE" land so that's ✨😊fun😊✨
I am my own person. I can make my own decisions.
I thought. Maybe. it would be able to conjure a more saturated corpus if I gave it an album era hint. But
how do people have so many social media accounts how do i keep ahving to block this girl theyre not even dupe accounts she just follows me on apps i forgot existed
ibd is infuriating because how do i casually say "i miss clubbing and bingedrinking and only being in like 5/10 pain the next day instead of being in 8/10 pain the second i cross over from drunk to hungover, having GI issues for like 5 days after, and getting paranoid that im about to shit blood again" like thats UNHINGED. what the FUCK.
can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second
WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE 🚶♂️WHO WANTED ME DEAD 😵 DID YOU SLEEP 💤 WITH A GUN 🔫 UNDERNEATH OUR BED 🛌 WERE YOU WRITING ✍️ A BOOK 📖 WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL 🧫 SPY 🕵️♂️ IN FIFTY 5️⃣0️⃣ YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED🔎 AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY 🤷♂️ YOU DID IT AND I’LL SAY 🗣️ GOOD RIDDANCE 👋 ‘CAUSE IT WASN’T SEXY 🫦 ONCE IT WASN’T FORBIDDEN 🚫 I WOULD’VE DIED 🥀 FOR YOUR SINS ☦️ INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE 😫 AND YOU 🫵 DESERVE PRISON 🚔 BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME ⏰ YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES 📥 AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS 🍻 YOU CRASHED 💥 MY PARTY 🥳 AND YOUR RENTAL CAR 🚗 YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS 👩 WERE BORING 👎 BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING 🌅 YOU KICKED 🦵 OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS 💡 BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING 🎙️ and in plain sight you hid 🫣 but you are what you did 🖕 and i’ll forget you 💭 but i’ll never forgive the smallest 🤏 man 🧍♂️ who ever lived 🧬