I have no idea what I'm doing

I just realized that I could share this flash game ad I saved off of MySpace in like 2005 to tumblr.

It’s so important to me. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind even after 20 years.

this is more y2k than 1000 gifsets

Are you on southern men swing dancing together tiktok?? Huh??? Because I AM

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

This sounded too good to be true, so I did a little bit of fact checking.

Mike Ilitch did in fact pay Rosa Parks' rent for years, but it wasn't because she was laid off. She needed a safer place to live after she was assaulted in her own home at the age of 81. He paid her rent from that point onward, for the rest of her life.

The more you know 🌈⭐

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

Mark Tennant, Bag of Spaghetti, 2023