Well this feels oddly familiar
anyway follow me on twitter: @bizzymk
same bullshit different platform really
i love this scene but
“I hate the Police” 💀💀
“So I’m being held, and every person in this body is being held to a higher ethical standard than the President of the United States?”
“That’s right, ‘cause there are some ethics committee rules that apply to you.”
“And it’s already super legal, as we’ve seen, for me to be a pretty bad guy, so it’s even easier for the President of the United States to be one, I would assume.”
“That’s right.”
“Thank you very much.”
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Exposes the Problem of Dark Money in Politics
ppl that order $3 cases off amazon and then comment “its cheap”
SOURCE??????
brooklyn 99′s first bleep was a bleep done well
This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.
as a gay person i’m very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher
someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know i’m the op but mood
me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT
me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
aFSDHDKFJH
Power move of the century.
i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail
trial speedrun
brooklyn (19)99
HE HAS BEEN LOCATED
I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao
why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine
Hey all thanks for letting me know!
I changed my password, logged them out, and deleted my queue (along w all the spam pics)
shoutout to everyone that messaged me on snap and insta lol i never woulda noticed
why did my mom end this text with a wink
she’s the prowler