Come on it is SO obviously 2021
they left this part out
Leaving that part out is Dune (2021) propaganda
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Come on it is SO obviously 2021
they left this part out
Leaving that part out is Dune (2021) propaganda
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
World Heritage Post
we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead
case in point
this is a Hell of a downgrade
worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.
I went down a rabbit hole this summer researching romance novel covers and painting fanart in this style and
Her name was Elaine Duillo, and she had a long and extremely productive career spanning from the mid 60’s to her retirement in 2003. She worked mainly in acrylics.
She did illustration work in other genres as well, but she really found her niche in romance novels. She pretty much redefined the aesthetic conventions of the genre, popularizing male models and male nudity and sexualizing men to cater to the female gaze in a way that simply wasn’t the norm before her work. You know Fabio? she’s the one who started using him as a model, and essentially launched his career. And honestly, just look at her work:
magnificent
Wait shit, she retired in 2003? I think that’s exactly when I started seeing shitty photoshops on all the new romance novel covers.
She was literally carrying the entire industry single-handed and then they just did not replace her.
this isn’t a fucking competition, bard.
I…I recognize the joke, but these are totally different kinds of bows, each with its own benefits and suited to its user.
Bard’s using a longbow.
Legolas and Tauriel use recurve bows, albeit in different styles.
Kili also uses a composite recurve bow.
Bigger is not always most effective. Your medieval weaponry rant has concluded for the day, unless someone wants to talk to me about swords.
Fucking awesome post.
“Dwarves are not known for being super-quiet, though I believe I remember something about Fili and Kili being better at that than is typical.”
From The Hobbit:
But at any rate hobbits can move quietly in woods, absolutely quietly. They take a pride in it, and Bilbo had sniffed more than once at what he called “all this dwarvish racket,” as they went along, though I don’t suppose you or I would have noticed anything at all on a windy night, not if the whole cavalcade had passed two feet off.
They’re bad by hobbit standards, not human ones.
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𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎 by MELANIA BRESCIA (@ melaniabrescia | 2019, #photography | #BetweenMirrors)
🪞👁🪞 (at Spain) https://www.instagram.com/p/CV8f3hxJgtV/?utm_medium=tumblr
Engineering in action | source
Courtney Dunkel in the Boston Globe, Massachusetts, November 10, 1950
Hotmail me acaba de devolver mi cuenta. 3 años después.
Hey everyone, so you know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot that allow you to buy the kind of gifts where you donate mosquito nets or something in a person’s name? Well a lot of those organizations will let you donate vaccines, as it turns out. Like, right now on UNICEF’s site, providing 100 polio vaccines to kids in need is 19 USD. And I’m not saying you should buy it and then send a card to an anti-vax relative saying you’ve provided lifesaving vaccinations in their name, but actually that’s exactly what I’m saying
mandipgill_: FEMINISTS DON’T WEAR PINK and other lies
My heart says yes but my vocal range says no
the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that
great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND