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I'm Amelia. This blog has just a bunch of crap about fandoms and other stuff, but follow if you like it, I guess.
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why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

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atomictiki

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

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jasoncanty01

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

U don’t fuck with the Queen

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qbnaith

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

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Michelle LeVaughn Robinson, girl of the South Side, for the past 25 years, you’ve been not only my wife and mother of my children, you have been my best friend.

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what she says: yeah that twist at the end of the episode with sherlock's sister was pretty cool
what she means: for a full ten seconds i thought it was moriarty in a wig and contact lenses
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Me, watching series 1: oh man moriarty is so scary how do they top this villian
Me, watching series 2: man moriarty is SO SCARY how do they top this???
Me, watching series 3: wat ew CAM is the creepiest of creeps like oh my gosh leave them alone ew quit pissing in their house
Me, watching series 4, episode 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL MOFFTISS??? THIS GUYS IS AN ACTUAL NECROPHILE SERIAL KILLER WHAT???? HOW IS THIS CREEPIER THAN MORIARTY?????
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JOHN. DO YOU NOT SEE HOW CREEPY ALL OF THIS IS. DO YOU NOT SEE HOW CULVERTON IS THREATNING SHERLOCK WITH THAT “FAVORITE ROOM” THING? I MEAN, YOU DO, BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE EYEBROWS KNIT TOGETHER. HE IS BEING WEIRD WITH CORPSES, JOHN. HE IS CREEPY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOHN. “This time, knock.” Like, WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON THE LAST TIME? THIS IS THE CREEPIEST THING EVER, JOHN WATSON. CREEPIEST EVER. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW?

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