funky little anteater

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

“I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.” Before Sunrise (1995), dir. Richard Linklater.

ya'll ever think ur cursed like for real

this is what i look like every night

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

will i ever feel fergalicious again

Amen to that little dude

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

sick and tired of people assuming that our new lady users are porn bots. maybe they’re too shy to post anything. maybe they just want to promote their job. think about and re-evaluate why you’re so quick to shut down other women

Is-is this a joke?

Are Women A Joke To You

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

my mouse is. dying

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

I love it when semi trucks come to a stop and let that little fart out

Bang Chan being Beautiful 💘 (64/∞)