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the 'most likely to ignore you for a dog' squad

Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces

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*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

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This is one of Demyx’s hit animations and yes, he is apparently taking the time to properly re-tune his sitar even when he’s in the middle of getting bludgeoned by an oversized key.

If I hadn’t come across this while playing around with a KH2 model viewer, I probably would never have realized this animation even existed - gotta admire whoever programmed it in while probably knowing full well that most players would be too busy with actually beating Demyx to notice it.

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the signs with their children

Aries: "ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes"
Taurus: [uses a baby-carrier on their teenager]
Gemini: "listen buddy, i don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day."
Cancer: rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
Leo: is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies
Virgo: [pulls out a calculus textbook] "story time."
Libra: the mom in "stacy's mom"
Scorpio: "a lullaby? alright baby....bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas..."
Sagittarius: [newborn vomits on them] "what the...i did not raise you to be like this"
Capricorn: "beautiful baby right? well. not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can't all be so blessed."
Aquarius: [burns their kids hw] "you dont need this..its all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming"
Pisces: [sees their baby sleeping] "what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?"
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On the left, is a picture of my mother & I in 1998. My first birthday party. My father infected her with AIDS and abandoned us. I was lucky to be born without it. This is how she looked when she was first infected with virus. She could have stayed in the hospital, but she decided to come to my party. And the one on the right, is us last year. 16 years later. Today I’m 20 & today she is 56! We’re holding on strong. She’s eating so healthily that the AIDS virus is undetected. I love you so much mom & you make me so proud to be your son. You deserve the world & I’m going to give you just that… Happy Birthday mama! BLACKOUT! Shout out to all the Black Queens across the world.

👏👏👑👑

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you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

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