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FUCK YEAH NOBI

@nobsaur / nobsaur.tumblr.com

I am a smol pretzel. A smol pretzel on fire. Salty, bitter and hot.
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Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them. That they can be functional people without being a mother. That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.” Teach girls that they don’t have to sell their youth to kids. Because motherhood isn’t for everyone. And we need to stop acting like it is.

THANK YOU

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Anonymous asked:

Killmonger wrestles his way out of the spirit realm cause if he couldn't take T'Challa out in a fair fight, nobody else gets to kill him in an unfair fight. Thanos snaps him to no avail!

“if i can’t beat my cousin’s ass, you can’t either” - erik killmonger, 2018

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wlwhobbits

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

OH MY GOD

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I can’t believe people are shaming her for being normal. Most people wear shit more than a lot of times lmao what

She isnt subscribing to fames standards for never being photographed in the same thing twice.

Source: intoasylum
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on the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me five golden rings

on the 6th day of Christmas I realized my true love is Sauron and he does not share power, I think these birds he gave me are spying on me, and he chopped down my pear tree after like the third day??

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sinbetweens

This reminds me of the best tweet of the holidays: seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them

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erainab

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

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lubricates

SORRY GIRLS

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my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

“not adhd but-”

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bobbulb

People who just go “ugh nevermind” are the bane of my existence

Reposting again because some people just don’t seem to get the message

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AC Odyssey touted player choice as a main selling point including who to romance,” Redditor ErinKane wrote. “But with the new DLC even if you played Alexios as a gay man or Kassandra as a lesbian the game forces you to romance and end up having a kid with a partner of the opposite gender whether you want to or not. There is zero options to stop it.”

As Erin points out, Ubisoft Quebec highlighted the fact that players had control of their sexual orientation.

“If you want to be a woman and romance a woman, you can do that. If you want to be a man and romance a woman, you can do that. If you want to be a man and romance a man and a woman, you can do that,” Odyssey Narrative Director, Melissa McCoubrey, told Stevivor back at E3.

Despite that proclamation, it seems the new DLC overrides your choices and delivers a straightwashed ending instead.

“I played through the new episode of the dlc without saving because I already had a bad feeling this was going to happen,” Redditor SatansPRGirl wrote. “I just reloaded my save before I completed it and won’t be playing the dlc anymore.

“I’m pretty disappointed with Ubisoft at the moment. I also chose every dialogue option to show that I wasn’t interested in a romance with the guy but that did absolutely nothing.”

They are vaguely hinting that future DLC will undo the straight washing, but frankly, that sounds sort of like they’re holding your character’s sexuality hostage unless you pay them more money.

“We are so sorry, we screwed up..pay us more money to fix it maybe”.

I’m just mad I didn’t come up with this pun.

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anidragon

So this just came up on the Dragon Age Facebook page.

You know, Varric, you got a book out of both of them, so did you REALLY lose?

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