me: i love video games

brain: let’s play video games

me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes

when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

bruno mars used to almost exclusively drop sad ass songs about unrequited love or lost love or whatever and now he’s just out here dropping one feel good banger after another like what kind of goals

I was born too early and had small lungs but now I’ve got big adult lungs and I just suck in air all fucking day baby

leave some for the rest of us dude

y’alluigi

Cosmo got something right for once