tag yourself i’m cactus
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The Late Late Show
BMW PGA Pro AM Tournament at the Wentworth Golf Club, Surrey - May 25, 2016
person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..
freshman: *screaming and laughing* me, with dead eyes: looke….i understand u havent yet lost ur childlike optimism but it is 8 in the fucking mornign
April 7th ‘16
My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark
if you give me a nickname i will automatically love u 73% more than everyone else
Apple Music Festival | 22/09
HIS JAWLINE WHAT HTE FUCK
you: are you okay?
me: *looks off into the distance*
me: in theory.
HOLY SHIT
do you ever just sit and think about how cute someone is and get all smiley
My prediction is they’re gonna start a tour called Take me home in Feb, but I can be wrong.