we could be here

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

the bus to itself every time you press the button:

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

i got a freling

Oooooooh ooooooh

Objectively one of the most fuckable punctuation marks

kind of a milf

I am on the worst websites imaginable trying to acquire images that suck

I always Music.

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

UNDEAD AUSTRALIAN: ah bladdy 'ell. oim fackin undid. oim a damn creachuh of tha noight. a fackin zombie. wha' a cunt. this is bladdy orriboh. fack me

found another treasured childhood item

i was emptying my box of action figures, looking like a CSI guy as i gingerly put the severed arms and feet of gundams into a plastic bag and then i found my old friend

just noticed hes looking at a picture of a bomb

You found him. The installation wizard.

He's the somebody who sets you up the bomb

he's playing minesweeper with the accessibility magnifier

ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

l’oréal kids shampoo pngs

these were the most refreshing and delicious exilirs one could acquire in the 2000s