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@black-magic-medic / black-magic-medic.tumblr.com

I don't know what my blog is about...oh well!
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you know what i think you need

a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

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isayoldbean

i just said “wow it’s a sharkmeido” and i got yelled at.

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when white people try to lecture u on ur own religion

“You shouldn’t stone people to death for being gay”

*rolls eyes*

“Women shouldn’t be killed for posting photos on Instagram”

*rolls eyes*

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sdgrave

“The testimony of a woman should counts equally to that of a man’”

*rolls eyes*

“ Sex with a nine years old girl is pedophilia” *rolls eyes*

“Raping farm animals is unacceptable”

*rolls eyes*

“The fact that you’re permitted to lie for your own group advancement without consequence with Taqiya is inherently against our values.”

“rolls eyes”

“You shouldnt mutilate little girls vaginas”

*rolls eyes*

“All the other religions of the world have reformed to fit the modern day. It’s high time you do so too.”

*rolls eyes*

“You shouldn’t kill journalists for publishing controversial media.”

*rolls eyes*

“Honor killings are abhorrent and evil and there is never any justification, and it is not the girl’s fault she was raped, EVER”

*rolls eyes*

“It’s wrong to kill people for leaving your religion”

*rolls eyes*

“Apostasy laws are barbaric and archaic”

*rolls eyes*

“There is no justification for killing others because they are of a different religion or no religion”

*rolls eyes*

(We can go on for hours)

“You shouldn’t try and blow up Parliament and or children “

*rolls eyes*

“hijacking a plane to fly into skyscrapers is bad”

*rolls eyes*

“If you’re migrating to another region to avoid violence caused by members of your own religion, maybe you shouldn’t bring the exact same behavior with you”

*rolls eyes*

“Dismissing violence committed in the name of religion, and claiming those who committed those acts weren’t true followers of the faith is wrong”

*rolls eyes*

throwing acid into women’s faces because they don’t follow your religion’s views of modesty is wrong.

*rolls eyes*

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pkjd

Mahou Shoujo Ore TV anime PV and key visual. Coming Spring 2018.

-Synopsis-

“This story is about a 15-year-old girl who is a newbie idol in love with her best friend’s brother who is also a popular idol. But she runs into a scary yakuza guy and finds out that her mother was an ex-magical girl, and the yakuza was her mascot. Her love interest gets kidnapped by demons that look like burly men with cute squirrel heads. So she contracts the yakuza to become a magical girl, which in this story means she turns into a handsome guy in a magical girl outfit. On top of that, her love interest shows an attraction toward her magical guy form. Her best friend turns out to be in love with her and also becomes a magical cross-dressing guy to save her life. Thus, their manager, who is a magical girl geek, then decides to turn them into an idol unit.”

-Staff-

  • Director: Itsuro Kawasaki
  • Character Designer: Yukiko Ibe
  • Animation Production: Pierrot+

-Cast-

  • Saki Uno - (CV:  Ayaka Ohashi / Kaito Ishikawa)
  • Sakuyo Fukage - (CV: Sachika Misawa / Wataru Hatano)

GOSH I CAN’T WAIT FOR A NEW ROUND OF “NO IT’S TOTALLY PROGRESSIVE AND VALID BECAUSE

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THE SHIT THAT KOJIMA DOES 

BLESS

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bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

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jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

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rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

This shit is hilarious

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

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mesaymeep

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

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nugret

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

<b>47 month old<b/>

47 month old.

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fishy

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

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tsg2k15

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

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ladyfabulous

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

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slytherenne

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

My mother worked at a school with a kid named "7" just the number 7. Also a girl named "La-a" ladasha

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bonkalore

The a:tla reference that came to mind a while back with them that I didn’t get to draw until now. 

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