tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

My favorite video lol

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

the gopher has spoken

UH OH SISTERS!

whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this

i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

me when i knock over an urn with my fat ass

I’m losing my god damn mind over this tweet that Hozier liked???

my heart says yes but my mom says no

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

@clown-friend

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

Spitfire

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