nah, she'd win.

itachi traumatizing sasuke for his own good like literally mother behavior

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

ham radio cats

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

serena crane, prescription for lilies

not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me

like… this is crazy

You’re missing the Most Important One

normal cherry tree, right? WRONG

it’s little pink frogs

big fan of these as well

take my quiz boy.

never understood the whole showing up at your high school reunion revenge fantasy cause like really? high school?? I don’t want anyone from that time in my life to have any idea where I am or what I’m doing. do not perceive me I am dead to you and you are dead to me

NCT members just woke up after putting their hair in messy buns and went downstairs to being told they're being sold to BTS

god gives his hardest battles (making career choices in current economic and political climate) to his weakest soliders (20-sth year olds who wanna spend the whole day browsing pinterest instead)

Charles Darwin once called a bombardier beetle a "little inconsiderate beast" after it shot hot acid down his throat. The reason the beetle managed to do that was bc Darwin tried "gently" holding it in between his teeth, because he was searching for beetles and found some rare beetle that he could not let escape, and since he already had a beetle in each hand he needed to free up one of his hands to get the third beetle.

Cuban Cockroach by Sean McCann (ibycter.com) on Flickr.