Creature of the night

Sarah only watched as he continued, still amazed by what she was seeing. “Who would even consider giving you a tiger for a pet?

  Hansel kept on brushing the beast's teeth, his gaze never leaving his pet once, "Me --- I got her for myself."

  "Except in most movies, they tend to not trash the car as they break into it.”

  It’s not necessarily a complaint, it’s more of a mere comment than anything. After all, it doesn’t exactly look like she was planning to keep the car after her joyride, and even if, the Ford Pinto doesn’t particularly look like it will make it for a long time. It looks beat up, Hansel isn’t savvy when it comes to cars, but he knows enough to know that the car is a total piece of shit.

        But either way, who’s he to say no for a joyride? 

  The worst that could happen is the car explodes, and he can’t exactly die in a car crash, and if they do get caught by the cops, glamouring is always an option, so at the moment, it seems like the odds are exactly in his favor. And after telling her she was probably not going to be able to hot-wire the car, it’s only fair he goes along for the ride after she proved him wrong.

         "You can drive, you hot wired it; so you can have the honor."

  A good enough excuse for her to drive since he never learned how to. Which is why he takes a seat in the passenger’s seat, scanning the inside of the car with amusement. Just as bad inside as it is outside.

 "I've been hearing that word a lot lately, specially in songs. I have no idea what it means."

            “Does the photo look different, if you take it from the front camera? Does it add, um. The filters?”

                   [He’s old, okay. Sue him if he doesn’t get the whole phone thing. ]

  "I'm not sure, I've never actually used the front camera. Filters?"

"Will you read me a story, if I help you?" She asked, with a cheeky smirk, as she grabbed the little screen. Turning it on, she used her fingers to choose through the menu. "There. I’m not that young, and I adapt quite well.”

  "Sure, though I'll have to download one first --- you might have to help me with that too," he replied with a shrug, it's not that he was completely inept, he'd just never used a kindle before. "Thank you; and trust me dear, you're very young compared to me, it only makes sense you're more used to technology than I am."

"You’re just older, not wiser. What is that? Let me see.”

  "The fact I haven't adapted well to technology doesn't make me any less wiser than I am," he grumbled, passing her the table, "A kindle."

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                                    Ａ ＭＯＮＳＴＥＲ 

                                     ᶤ’ᵛᵉ ᵗᵘʳᶰᵉᵈ ᶤᶰᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵐᵒᶰˢᵗᵉʳ.

"—— Oh. Hm." 

                         {He turns the phone around, to look at the front camera,                  then looks up at Hansel. } 

            “Well. I’m getting there.”

   "I think there's an option there in the camera app to switch the cameras."

             [ He's never used the front cam before, is that obvious? ]