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Twenty First Century Saibaman

@kirbymongerr / kirbymongerr.tumblr.com

Ask me Touhou questions or about Franken Fran. Future/Current Big Famous Money Millionaire. 24, he/him, asexual and aromantic. I make youtube videos I think are pretty funny under the same name. I got a 5 chain ending in an all clear in Puyo Puyo Sun hard mode after not playing for a month and I've beaten 3 mainline touhou games so do not step to me.
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fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

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