I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

Never thought I'd ever describe a video as "sisyphean" but here we are

no offense but some of y'all should really consume more weird media ok some of y'all are ready to clutch your pearls at the mere sight of the slightest offbeat concept in speculative fiction and this can't go on

A lot of you have no ability to actually critique anything so you just point to things and go, "It's weird! It should be normal! But it's not! It's weird!" and then expect everyone else to clutch their pearls alongside you. Why would you want to live your life like this when you could be having fun ingesting weird media? Why would you actively strive to be boring as hell? Why would you want to be the Nostalgia Critic, frozen in the same age and outfit, eternally screaming, "this is weird! were they on drugs when they made this?! were they high?! this is soooo weird! aaaah!" for your entire adult life?

I hate to give it to staff but they did snap with the booping thing. This is the "enrichment in my enclosure" thing we keep talking about, I feel like a bear that recieved a block of ice with pumpkins in it

hand in boopable hand

war never changes

MARIJANA!!!!!

SEX NUMBER!!!!!!

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

when ur mutual hasn't opted in yet

me when i fucking boop you

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue