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does anyone think that worms maybe get ….. a little too much credit on here
does anyone think that worms maybe get … a little too much credit on here
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
this is so fucking funny and true
rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?
i raise you comic artists who can’t draw kids and offer you comic artists who absolutely cannot draw babies
I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
im not even being ironic when i use the wahoo!! hell yeah!!!! guy this guy makes me so happy just look at him i really love him
FOR REAL!!! look at him!!!!! im so happy when i look at him
WAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
so there i am, depression all over my titties
anybody else out here ugly and boring
Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke
No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.
There is a long history of African-American athletes using their global platforms to bring attention to injustices in America. On June 4, 1967 top black athletes in the country met in Cleveland in support of Muhammad Ali’s Vietnam War draft protest; Tommie Smith and John Carlos at the 1968 Summer Olympics; Jesse Owens winning the 1936 Summer Olympics hosted by Hitler in Germany; Jackie Robinson who said, “I cannot stand and sing the anthem. I can not salute the flag; I know that I am a black man in a white world.”; Colin Kapernick who took a knee in protest of police violence against unarmed black men in America. The NY Liberty’s WNBA team wearing #BlackLivesMatter t-shirts and the NBA’s Miami Heat wearing hoodies in honor of Trayvon Martin.
The annoying thing about salad is that once you start eating the salad, you have to make a mini version of the salad on your fork each time
