Started this discussion so now I am curious.

Would also love to hear why you quit if it’s a good story.

I was looking on petfinder for funnie cat names and instead I ended up finding a rare girl so I have to show anyone who might care.

Her name is Rose and what's special about Rose is that she's a calico that is mostly orange! This is rare. Also she has a little Phantom of the Opera mask. So cute 🧡🖤🤍

Here's her adoption page.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

thanks niconico i’m on it

that’s pretty kind of them

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

defeat.

すりっぱ…かんだ！かみましたけど！

Ah... I bite a slipper...yeah, I bite, then!?

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

unbelievable

my personal favorite

someone had to pick up Carrie Fisher’s mantle and by the gods, Pedro Pascal did it. 

:) this is my favorite comment on this post

Chocolate guy did it again

A fire hydrant that releases milk to drink after you eat spicy cookies inside said hydrant. This guy is something else

The glossy red fire hydrant, the smoked vanilla milk, but we’re all 👀🌶️⁉️

this is driving me fucking insane

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

the next question?

literally all three of these are wrong