eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,

@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

Full speed ahead 🎶⛵🏡

🌬️ Now full speed backwards

Sliiide to the left 🌊

🌊 Sliiide to the right

🧜‍♂️Criss cross🪦

The Killer

So I was hanging out with some friends last night, and for whatever reason, we got onto the subject of whether or not we sleep with the bedroom door closed. Apparently it's safer in case of fires? But it turns out that most of my friends keep their bedroom door closed because of concerns about The Killer, aka, a person breaking into their house at night with the express intention of murdering them.

For the purposes of this poll, "I share a house/apartment" is for situations where you have your own bedroom, but there are other people living with you; "I share a bedroom" is for situations where there is another person sleeping in the same room.

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

i made a uquiz!

obsessed with the energy of these two particular responses to results that people get

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

line up of all my character designs for EPIC bc I had some free time

Polyphemus and Scylla aren't here for the same reason as Zeus, they're too big to fit in nicely.

nobody:

Odysseus:

yippeee happy birthday to me here's an animatic

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

If you're the person in your friend group who initiates conversations 90-100% of the time, it can feel tempting sometimes to just stop contacting people to see if they will reach out, and therefore if they actually like you or if you are inflicting yourself on them. The problem with this is there are multiple flaws that can't be overcome in this type of test, including the fact that if you always reach out and suddenly don't, people will assume you're busy rather than that you want them to reach out, or just the fact that some people genuinely enjoy your company but hate or are terrible at remembering to reach out. So basically don't immediately assume that silence always equals disinterest or disdain; that's your own hangups talking, not the people you care about.

this joke is so stupid but my 3am brain couldnt resist