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those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

Plus size girls are beautiful princesses!

Marvel Cinematic Universe + HUGS — part 2

the fact that cishets tell gay folk “i dont care what you do in your bedroom!” shows you that they reduce gay couples to just walking sexual sin. it doesnt occur to them that we have beautiful loving, emotional and romantic relationships just like they do

i mean we have awesome sex too but thats not the point here

There was a wall here once. The tree remembers, but now the wind blows through roots that once nestled among stones.

climbing through that gap will DEFINITELY take you somewhere Else

yes i do the cooking

yes i do the cleaning

yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

thinking about what he’s going thru

me: ask me anything

my followers:

Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova Black Widow (2021) +bonus

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

tag credit to @teashoesandhair