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Autumn Stone -- ARCHIVE

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bold all that apply; my muse knows how to…

Bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive stick | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain |program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give CPR | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire |make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read Morse code | pick a lock

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Anonymous asked:

[ 📱 for Autumn!! 😆 ]

@drugsgunsandalittletouchofsweet​ || Send me a “📱” and I will answer the following:

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?[ text; fall but not fallen ] Have you read this thing about Dr Reed Richards’ theory on alternate universes? It’s interesting.[ text; fall but not fallen ] Imagine a world where we’re all cats! :D[ text; fall but not fallen ] I was sitting in on the Avengers meeting and apparently Iron Man needs a pay raise because (and I’m quoting Hawkeye here) : “The guy told me he has to actually schedule time to fucking breath.” [ text; fall but not fallen ] Sounds about right, doesn’t it?[ text; fall but not fallen ] SHIELD wants me to consult on something, so I’m gonna miss that meeting later today. Cover for me?

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours?[ text; fall but not fallen; UNSENT ] But seriously, what if there was a universe where all of this shit that’s happened to us never actually happened? What if we were happy?[ text; fall but not fallen; UNSENT ] If you get the chance, kick the crap out of tweety bird[ text; fall but not fallen; UNSENT ]  Oops. Wrong CEO. Apparently Fury wanted to talk to you.[ text; fall but not fallen; UNSENT ] I know SHIELD is usually your territory but what if I took this one? Nat isn’t gonna be there but Steve is and I[ text; fall but not fallen; UNSENT ] You can’t punch the stupid out of him

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

What my muse saved your number as?he actually has two numbers for Autumn; the one for normal occasions ( ‘fall but not fallen’ )  & another to contact her as iron man ( ‘the badass one’ )

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

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What ringtone my muse has set for yours?Immortals by Fall Out Boy

How many times my muse has called your this week?three normal calls & four to her Iron Man number

How many calls has my muse missed from yours? six: most of them have Iron Man related excuses, though sometimes he’s just fallen asleep at his workbench or been so in the zone that he didn’t hear the phone

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The truth is when I look at you all I see is the white swan. Yes you’re beautiful, fearful, and fragile. Ideal casting. But the black swan? It’s a hard fucking job to dance both.

Black Swan (2010) dir. by Darren Aronofsky

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Send me ♣ + two characters and I’ll tell you

Who is the better wingman when they’re out together?: Which of them is more likely to pretend to be in a relationship with the other to avoid something/someone?: Who is more likely to fall asleep at the other one’s place?: Which of them comes up with the more terrible of the bad ideas?: Which of them remembers more details about the other (e.g. birthdays, favorite foods, how they take their coffee)?: Who is more likely to bring home a stray?: Who eats all of the popcorn when they go to the movies together?:

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SHIT WENT DOWN SENTENCE PACK

  1. “Oh, shit I’ve been shot!”
  2. “Oh, god, you’re bleeding. Hold still – jesus, shit. You all right?”
  3. “So they took the warehouse and some of our guys got shot.”
  4. “I am angry and I need you to go and kill somebody.”
  5. “SHIT I’M PISSED OFF.”
  6. “Today has been nothing, but problems.”
  7. “I wonder if I did something terrible in a past life to deserve this.”
  8. “I just let me hold you, okay? I, I need a moment.”
  9. “…So…I heard the bad news.”
  10. “I am so disappointed in you. How could you let it happen?!”
  11. “Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you, you little fool? You’re coming home right now!”
  12. “I am going to kill them!”
  13. “Who did this to you I will FUCK THEM UP.”
  14. “So this is it, is it all over?”
  15. “We’re done for.”
  16. “I’m going to die.”
  17. “We were ambushed.”
  18. “We need back-up. NOW!”
  19. “EMERGENCY. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, DO YOU COPY?!”
  20. “They killed my friend…ain’t no stopping me from taking revenge.”
  21. “They took the last twinkie.”
  22. “Baby, don’t cry, it’s going to be all right.”
  23. “So what, you’re just going to sit there and cry?”
  24. “You broke my heart.”
  25. “You betrayed me.”
  26. “How could you do this?”
  27. “This is horrible, just how?!”
  28. “I am going to put a bullet in your face.”
  29. “So, can I keep the knife?”
  30. “Come here. Let me hold you. I’ll hug your tears away.”
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Captor/Captive meme

Send one for my muse’s reaction

Captor:

  • “Stop struggling!”
  • “I guess I better use both handcuffs and rope if you think you’ll escape that easily.”
  • “The ropes aren’t supposed to be comfortable.”
  • “This is going to hurt.”
  • “I’m going to gag you now.”
  • “Put your hands up! I’m armed!”
  • “You aren’t supposed to be able to see. That’s why I put the blindfold on you.”
  • “I’ll hurt you if you try to escape again.”
  • “How should I torture you first?”
  • “You are my prisoner here and I’ll do whatever I want with you.”
  • “Do you know what this duct tape is for?”
  • “I’m going to lock the door behind me. Don’t even try to get out of here.”
  • “I’m not afraid to shoot you.”
  • “I’m going to tie your hands above your head.”
  • “Get on the floor and put your hands behind your back. I’m going to hogtie you so you can’t escape.”
  • “What position should I tie you up in today?”
  • “What do you think of my gun?”
  • “If you don’t cooperate, I’ll hurt your friends.”
  • “You are useless.”
  • “Get in the cage!”

Captive:

  • “Please let me go!”
  • “Could you use something other than duct tape if you have to tie me up?“
  • “That really hurts.”
  • “I will try to escape you know.”
  • “I’ll pay the ransom myself, just let me go please!”
  • “This is torture!”
  • “I promise not to try and escape.”
  • “Please, not a gag!”
  • “The handcuffs are hurting.”
  • “Why are you keeping me prisoner here?”
  • “Stop it!”
  • “You really don’t need to tie my hands behind my back.”
  • “Do you really have to blindfold me? You already have me tied up.”
  • “I’ll do what you say, just don’t shoot.”
  • “How do you expect me to walk if I’m all tied up?”
  • “Please let me go!”
  • “Could you actually tighten these ropes a bit? They are actually hurting me the way they rub against my skin.”
  • “This cage is a bit small, isn’t it?”
  • “Please, not that!”
  • “What is the point of kidnapping me anyway?”
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Useless Details Ask Meme II

Send one of the following symbols to find out more about my muse! Part I: (X)

Getting closer:

× what does your muse smell like? what perfume/cologne are they using?do they shower often? every day or just every couple of days?how about brushing teeth? three times a day, or just in the morning?do they rather shower or take a bath?how long does your muse usually need for a shower/bath?how long does your muse need to shave? (this is also for the ladies!)does your muse put on make-up? how long do they need for it every day? what kind of make-up does your muse use? favourite colours? how much do they use?

Exploring their body:

does your muse have any scars? where? what do they look like? how did they get them?any freckles/moles/birth marks? where?are their fingernails dirty or clean? cut/long?how much do they weigh?any ‘weird’ characteristics on their body? one leg/arm longer than the other?are their veins particularly visible when they’re angry/upset/sad?do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?any tattoos? where? what’s the story behind them?

Open your closet:

what clothes do they sleep in? do they have a favourite piece of clothing?what do they usually wear when they’re not working?what do they wear when they’re at work?how many shoes do they have? what kind? Σ how many purses do they have?how long do they need to decide what to wear in the morning?do they go shopping for clothes often? how long do they usually need? $ how much money do they spend on clothes every month?
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    “ - It may appear to some that the enactment of universal laws and the widespread deployment of a heavily armed military are steps toward galactic domination, but these actions are taken merely to protect us from those who would invade, enslave, exploit, or foment political dissent, and to punish accordingly any who engage in such acts. Look on our new military not as trespassers or interlopers, but as gatekeepers, here to shore up the Emperor’s vision of a pacified and prosperous galaxy. ”

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Send a ✮ & I’ll generate a number ( platonic edition )

or send a number for a hug/kiss 

  1. cheek kiss
  2. shy kiss
  3. first kiss
  4. forehead kiss
  5. gentle kiss
  6. scar kiss
  7. hand kiss
  8. friendly kiss
  9. chaste kiss
  10. spin the bottle kiss
  11. an eskimo kiss
  12. butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )
  13. a kiss pressed to each fingertip
  14. a kiss on the hairline
  15. a kiss to the temples
  16. a kiss to the corner of the mouth
  17. a kiss to bruised skin
  18. a kiss on the knuckles
  19. Nose Kiss
  20. Gentle Peck
  21. Eyelid Kiss
  22. Bear Hug
  23. Sleepy hug
  24. Cuddle hug
  25. Unreciprocated hug
  26. “Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug
  27. From behind hug
  28. “Something scared me” hug
  29. The Lift hug
  30. One armed hug
  31. Friendly hug
  32. The emotional hug
  33. Failed hug
  34. Run and Jump hug
  35. Side hug
  36. Comforting hug
  37. Family hug
  38. Hug around waist
  39. Clinging hug
  40. ‘’Don’t let go’’ hug
  41. ‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug
  42. Warm hug
  43. Awkward hug
  44. Cold hug
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Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters

  • “I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
  • “You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
  • “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
  • “You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
  • “I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”
  • “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
  • “Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
  • “You look really cute in that sweater.”
  • “Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”
  • “No, it’s fine.  I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
  • “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
  • “You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
  • “God, you always make me blush so damn much.”
  • “I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
  • “Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”
  • “First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
  • “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
  • “Could you hold my hand?”
  • “You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”
  • “I really love holding you, darling.”
  • “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
  • “Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”
  • “Your lips are really warm.”
  • “I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
  • “No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
  • “My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
  • “Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
  • “Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”
  • “You don’t need to leave so soon.”
  • “You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
  • “Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
  • “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”
  • “You make me so happy.”
  • “Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?”
  • “You made these cupcakes for me?”
  • “I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
  • “Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”
  • “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
  • “You make me feel so damn gushy.”
  • “How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
  • “Would you mind if I kissed you?”
  • “Are you sugar personified or something?”
  • “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
  • “You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
  • “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
  • “Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”
  • “Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”
  • “I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
  • “I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”
  • Writer’s choice
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Autumn & Tony for the friendship meme!! :D

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friendship meme

send me two characters and I’ll tell you…

Who drags the other out for breakfaston special occasions

Autumn would be the one to do so. Shebelieves in having a healthy, well-balanced breakfast to start offthe day, especially if the day has any sort of meaning. While itwould take a lot of convincing to get Tony prepared for the occasion,she would ensure that she gave him enough time to prepare himself.There are several places of which they would go, namely CrackerBarrel (Autumn managed to find outside of NYC), that mom-and-popbreakfast restaurant that has the best and most fluffiest pancakes,or the little bakery/cafe that has this jalapeno-cheddarcheese-bacon-onion omelet with sriracha sauce that Autumn can't getenough of.

If they are the type to prefer hangingout only with each other or with other people also

Both Tony and Autumn love to be aroundeach other, but they are not necessarily the type of friends thatwill ONLY hang out with the other. Ideally, the two of them live verydifferent lives and have different friends besides each other. Autumnwould hang out with those few she has made in the past and recentlywhereas Tony would always be around Rhodey when he is not by himself.Granted, the both of them do come together with several of their ownfriends for a huge hangout but even then, there would have to be somesort of special occasion for that to happen. Yet neither one of themare really jealous of having the other spend time with acquaintancesthat are not mutual.

Which animal do they associate witheach other - if any

Autumn: “Tony is without a doubt acat. He and cats have so much in common you wouldn't think about ituntil you were in the same room with him. Y'all might not think thisbut Tony loves to be alone. I'm serious! He hates to be bothered bypeople when he's mindin' his own business but the moment he wantsyour attention, he's gon' get it any way he wants until that need isfulfilled. Also, he literally will sleep anywhere. The chair, theworkbenches in his shop, the floor, I've even caught him sleeping onthe steps! Not only that, he makes it known if he finds you apriority in his life. If you are, then you will not be disappointedby the things he does to make sure you know that you're important tohim. If you're not, he's just going to ignore you. That's a fact.”
Tony: “Fall? Well... uh that's kindof a loaded question isn't it? She's not a cat, that's me and I knowcats really well. She isn't a dog although she is just as loyal.Let's break it down here: Autumn is very intelligent in her own way,she's defensive, aggressive, and greatly independent. When things gethairy, you can count on her to take care of the matter herself. Shedoesn't need anyone to protect her but she will greatly protectothers around her like a mother bear. Hey, yeah she's like a bear. Ican see that. Strong, fierce, a beauty from afar... Autumn isn'tafraid to do what's right. Also, she has this caring nature about herthat is hidden beneath that badass vibe. There's compassion andkindness and a gentleness about her that really brings out who shereally is. So yeah, a bear is most appropriate.”

Who knows the other’s coffee order

It isn't a surprise that Autumn knowsTony's coffee order forwards and backwards. Thankfully it isn't toodifficult of an order to remember but due to its simplicity, she caneasily recall how much sugar and creamer needs to be his coffee.Unless he is pulling an all-nighter while being in the middle of alarge project; he will take it straight up black.
BONUS: Tony actually does know Autumn'scoffee order (even though he is prone to forgetting nearly everythingelse) so he might stop by her pharmacy less than occasionally andgive her a cup of dark roasted coffee with french vanilla creamer and6 packets of no-calorie sweetner.

What is their best memory together

Autumn: “Best memory? Oh jeez,well... huh lemme think about that.”
Tony: “We're not doing the one wherewe first met.”
Autumn: “I wasn't going to, although it wasfunny.”
Tony: “For you, not for me. Anyways, I've got one: Thebest memory I have with Fall is when we were having our usual Game ofThrones night. We're watching it, just relaxing and having a fewdrinks. She's on one side of the couch and I'm on the other and Ijust look at her and think to myself, 'Wow. This is insane. Here Ihave someone, a woman who is attractive, really cool and down toearth, and not thinking about getting into my pants!' And if you knowme, you know I'm an ass so I'm just sitting there thinking about howis she friends with me even after all the things I have said anddone. It really makes me realize how lucky I am to have a friend likeher.”
Autumn: “Wait, that was the night yourandomly said 'You know you're an awesome friend, right?'
Tony: “Idid say that.”
Autumn: “Oh. Well I can't lie on that. That wasthe night we both realized just how deep our friendship really is andwhat it means to us. It's not often you can just go to your guyfriend's house and spend most of the night having a drink or two,watch some TV without any strings attached. It's relaxing and a nicechange of pace.”

What would they be like as roommates

If the two of them were roommates, lifewould be pretty much the same as it is right now with the both ofthem. However, there would come some minor domestic clashes, such asthe fact that Tony would tell Autumn to get the dishes done (becauseshe gets almost everything else clean) or the fact that Autumn wouldsuggest that Tony puts away his laundry instead of leaving it in thedryer every time. The both of them live very different domesticlifestyles but yet the two of them are respectful enough towards eachother that it would not become a toxic environment for the both ofthem.

three songs that they would put on a mixtape for the other

Autumn’s Mixtape for Tony (our main verse):
Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC
I Am Machine by Three Days Grace
Fuzzy by The Randy Rogers Band
Tony’s Mixtape for Autumn (special request for it to be from our Dual Iron Man verse):
Castle by Halsey
(Can't Get My) Head Around You by The Offspring
Ready! Aim! Fire! by Imagine Dragons
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