PHILIPPINE HISTORY Ver. 2.0 #rp612fic
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Rizal in Starbucks:
Barista: “What’s your name sir?”
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Andres Bonifacio stood mightily in front of the Katipuneros and shouts
"WHAT’S UP MADLANG PEOPLE????!!“
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9:44AM *Andres Bonifacio created the group Katipunan*
*Emilio Aguinaldo joins the group*
*Andres Bonifacio left the group*
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Jose Rizal: “Updated na ang Noli Me Tangere sa Wattpad! Go check it out!”
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After finishing Noli Me Tangere, Andres Bonifacio walks up to Rizal and whispers in his ear, “hugot.”
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Jose Rizal on Facebook be like: “About to be shot.” - Feeling nervous
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Rizal took a deep breath, faced the Spanish firing squad, and before they shouted fuego, he whispered,
“Huhubellz.”
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Juan Luna: “But first…… Let me paint a selfie!”
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Jose Rizal: The youth is the hope of our future.
Youths: Edi wow!
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Rizal: “I saw the future. I know the date of our freedom. June 1898.”
Andres: “Details, Pepe. June what?”
Rizal: “SCHWELVE
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“BRB.” – Gen. Douglas McArthur
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“Talk dirty to me.”
Rizal: “In what language?”
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Magellan to Lapu-lapu,
“Lapu like you do lapu-lapu like you do.”
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Jose Rizal to his girlfriends: “Cause all of me, loves all of you.“
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Sisa: *Kris Aquino voice* “OMG! where’s Crispin and Basilio like nacacaloca! I’m getting tired na…Darlaaaaa”
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Leonor: “Ako na lang, Ako na lang uli.”
Rizal: “She had me at my worst, you had me at my best, and you chose to break my heart.”
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Sisa to group chat: “Crispin, Basilio. Where you guys at?”
Seen 9:44AM
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Magellan: “I never meant to start a war, I just wanted you to let me in.”
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Rizal to Bracken:
Rizal: Are you Bonifacio? Because i want to Andres you.” #Breezy
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Jose Rizal updated his status on Facebook:
“Walang forever!” – feeling chickboy
Tagged Josephine Bracken and 8 others.
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“I can buy you, your friends, and this Bapor Tabo” - Donya Victorina
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Katipuneros: “When your legs don’t work like they used to before…”
Mabini: “Tangina niyo ah.
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Katipuneros warming up before going into battle
"ZUMBABIDAAAA!“
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( After Rizal’s death)
Joesphine Bracken: *goes to Sagada*
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Melchora Aquino to the wounded Katipuneros:
"That’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.“
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