YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

It’s December 10th now and I’m putting this in my queue for next year.

Tumblr is going to get deleted entirely bc we wont stop calling john green the zodiac killer

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

For writing characters grieving a loss. 

For personal reassurance.

You want to know what blows my mind?

The same woman who played this character 

voiced this mermaid

and no one seems to know. 

Abusive parents can say “I love you”

Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes.

Abusive parents can seem like parent of the year to outsiders.

Abusive parents can defend their children from outside threats and get them in all the best schools and programs and deal with school bullies.

Abusive parents are still abusive, regardless of the things they get right or the nice things they sometimes do.

whoever wrote this evidently had an idyllic, sheltered, childhood…

The person who wrote this had dishes thrown at them by the same person who said ‘I love you’ and tucked them into bed sometimes.

The person who wrote this would be severely punished and hit for being home even one minute late by the same person who threatened to call the cops on the two girls who bullied them relentlessly.

The person who wrote this was told over an over again by everyone that their mother was ‘incredible’ and ‘awesome’ by every one of their friends growing up despite being denied food to eat.

The person who wrote this got presents on their birthday and on holidays and had an allowance and was threatened with have everything they owned destroyed or have their pets killed on a regular basis by a parent.

The person who wrote this was called ‘stupid’, ‘retarded’, and ‘a useless idiot’ every time they couldn’t understand something by the same person who said they were ‘very smart’ and ‘had potential’.

The person who wrote this did not have an idyllic, sheltered childhood and spent years questioning if having dishes thrown at their head was actually abusive because that same person said ‘I love you’.

The person who wrote this is pretty pissed off that you would tell an abuse survivor that they had an idyllic childhood and assume there was no abuse just because the abuser was really good at making them question whether they were really abused or not, or that somehow saying ‘I love you’ made the abuse go away.

The person who wrote this literally has a personality disorder as a direct result of their parent who sometimes said I love you and got their bully’s in middle school dealt with abusing them.

But you’re right. How dare I point out that this is something ACTUAL abusers have ACTUALLY done.

Abusers are more often than not, ‘stellar members of the community’. That’s how they get away with it.

So, of course, I had to try my hand at this…

What the fuck this is so cute

This was too lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I need the url for this on hand so if anyone gross ever tries to ask me out I can take their phone under the guise of putting my number in and pull up this video hand their phone back to them and walk away

reblog if you’d rather have a golden retriever be president than donald trump

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

The Pythagorean Theorem has supported this idea for over 200 years. The only reason this type of car design hasn’t been implemented yet is because oil companies want to profit off selling petroleum. 

the legend

I unabashedly loved this scene.

My favorite thing about this is that Dottie is getting fucking object concealment tips from these genius food-stealing women and she’s probably using that knowledge to hide idek small thermonuclear devices in her bra or something. Probably went back to the Red Room afterward like “omg girls let me teach you what I learned in America. It’s vital we teach our tiny assassins to knit, I met a woman who successfully concealed a whole chicken in her sweater, they’ll need this kind of ingenuity in the field.”

The USSR is determined not to allow a Chicken Pocket Gap

i can relate to all of these hashtags

Elven clothes

woah woah woahhhh