tma as @wolfpupy
jon: people say “what you don’t know won’t hurt you” when in factuality i don’t know anything and am constantly being seriously injured and hurt
tim: hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever
martin: i’m sure i’m going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times
sasha: i was too beautiful for this world [closes eyes with own hand]
not!sasha: hell i’ve caused my share of problems, accidentally set fire to important documents, destroyed countless priceless artifacts, and other things
melanie: sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us
basira: i did the best with the resources i was given, which was nothing
daisy: have to stop saying “how am i going to kill my way out of this one” everytime there is trouble going on, at least not out loud
georgie: the world continues to spiral out of control and i am just sitting here like a bad bitch
elias: i’ll tell you one thing, just because it is the least amount of thing i can tell
gertrude: if we do this we do it my way [cut to a bunch of explosions. corpses and debris fly through the air] okay maybe i should be more open to ideas
leitner: the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead
gerry: me: [wearing my cool goth clothes]
:some guy yelling from a car: halloween was yesterday
:me: halloween is forever bitch
jane prentiss: the insect world works for me now. trash the place boys [ants slowly dismantle the room over several years]
nikola orsinov: i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave.
michael: let the door hit you on the way out, it would give me a good laugh and i would probably forget why i was angry
helen: some people change, some people stay the same, and some people do a third other thing
peter lukas: a good captain goes down with the ship, i personally don’t need a professional obligation to sink to the bottom of the ocean, i just do it
mike crew: had a falling out with a window, basically what happened was i fell out of the window
simon fairchild: my disregard for gravity was the true cause of my downfall
jude perry: in a relationship you have to make sacrifices…. thats why for our anniversary i got you this bloody altar
annabelle cain: i guess its up to me now to take care of these baby spiders i found in the shed. the biting means they think im their mom.
mary kaey: only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful
manuela dominguez: i will jump out of this space ship and use wrestling moves to destroy the sun just you wait
oliver banks: my whole life has lead up to this moment, being dead in a grave
agnes montague: watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything i thought i knew about lighting things on fire
julia montauk: you can save money on hair cuts by running a hunting knife through your hair, then you have some extra cash to spend on hospital bills
trevor herbert: if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted
robert smirke: to everyone who said this would never work, sorry about the huge amount of damage and all of the fires
jonah magnus: reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic
