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i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

Gotham City in Batman (1989)

I LOVE how unique the city looks in this film! It’s truer to the art of the comics than ANY other attempt imo. The art deco x brutalism stone monoliths vibe is so particular and really does a lot to immerse you in the world because honestly in the Batman stories, Gotham City itself is its own character with its own distinct personality that effects how you intrepret everyone living in it.

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

im goknba

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we’re crashing this site..

with no survivors

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

This was deadass cute though 😂

every day you all make me read words

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

C’MON GUYS

How to have your hair washed in a salon

Oh shit I’ve been trying NOT to close my eyes for fear of it seeming like I’m enjoying myself too much. Just been staring at nothing or glancing around. Is that weird? Oh no. Oh shit.

It’s just incredibly uncomfortable for us when our clients eyes are open the whole time.

We’re already getting hardcore into your personal space for the next three minutes and having someone attempting to make eye contact whike you’re halfway awkwardly bent over their face is not fun.

Plus when you’re looking around at everything it’s kind of telling us you don’t think we’re doing a good job on the hair wash. You’re supposed to enjoy it my dude! We want you to close your eyes and savour the feeling! Its literally something they train us for in school.

Being actually told what I’m supposed to be doing in this situation is. extremely awesome. Like 60% of my hairdresser anxiety is lifted. Thank you, friendly hair bender.

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.

I was just talking to someone about this. Kindness isn’t a natural-born trait, it’s a daily choice, so when you call someone kind you’re not praising their personality, you’re praising their effort. 

Thank you

Kind people are people who took your “well life ain’t fair” as a challenge and decided to make it fair

The world is only hard and cold because people choose to make it so and try to normalise it. Kind people know this and fight it every day.

“Demons run when a good man goes to war.”

Barbie is ageless and unknowable. She exists beyond our feeble mortal conception of time. She always was, and she will always be.

Some reasons why Vampire the Masquerade 5th edition is a good book

It’s beat down! time!

this is feminism

[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick

you’ve really got some nerve, you think i only live to serve. here’s some bad news for your business, workers leave because you’re shitheads

i work more, get paid less, fucking quota’s got me stressed, and my healthcare cuts out half of my paycheck

go on, assume your startup ain’t like all the rest and eat a dick, eat a dick, eat a dick

Glorious

gentle reminder

it’s okay, please take your time; everyone has their own timing - you’re making progress, so please try your best to be proud of yourself