you have been blessed

you: lich

me, an intellectual: spelleton

@yu-ki-oh

@thaumielclassbadass

Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs

Human:

Elf:

Dwarf:

Halfling:

Half Orc:

This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!

Half-Elf:

Tiefling:

Gnome:

Dragonborn:

Super Dad

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

this video is wild

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

THIS ONE!!!!

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

Here!

Plus some more^^

all these skeletons and not a single one from @dasharez0ne 

smol but 100% badass

“Ellen the generous” is honestly top tier humour

Neon Degeneres Ellengelion

GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEDDING CAKE TOPPER I JUST BOUGHT

Guess what I started this back in October but yall getting it now lol

( sources: part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8 / pillarmen / dios mansion crew )

bonus: villain squadra 

I always approve of ladies having a chill time with dragons. Who needs to be a damsel in distress? artist unknown

Art source: Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman - R. Leinweber (1912)

She looks like the dragon just, like, threw up a hairball (scale-ball) on the carpet and then came over to look innocent, though. That is exactly the look I give my cats when I say, “You know it’s a good thing you’re so fucking cute.”

The dragon’s expression, tho. This human is my human.

By FDASuarez

if you hated pink and/or blue as a kid because of the forced implication of rigid gendering of things that you knew you didn’t want to be a part of and as a kid you took it out on the colour but were able to embrace the colour(s) divorced from the bullshit as you grew up and were able to make your own choices about colour and now feel much more free to like pink and/or blue clap your hands