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blaarg in my cave

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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

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i think it’s so funny that when someone deactivates tumblr puts the date they deactivated into their username like a fucking tombstone

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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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