Meanwhile in New Zealand…. Mask/costume/painting/photo by: Nils Blumreiter aka Alle Ziele

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Settei (animator’s reference)

when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 

When you’re trying to have fun in a video game and the developers throw a timed mission at you:

Or a water level.

OH MY GOD DIANNE

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

when u have to try and explain the drama to someone who wasn’t there 

[while choking back a sob, tears visible] i’m good dude i’m so good. i’m way fucking. good. man. i’m GOOD

“It’s my foot. Don’t touch my foot.”

This guy had his headphones on like this for almost the entire flight back from Queensland and it was driving me nuts. It was as if he didn’t even care or notice his ear was folded over, which is insane. How could you possibly not realise? I was trying to read a book but I couldn’t concentrate, every time I looked up it was the same. I wanted to reach over and fix it, ask him what the fuck is wrong with him that he can just be ok with having his ear like that. I was furious. It was the worst flight ever.

In peace, may you leave the shore. In love, may you find the next. Safe passage on your travels until our final journey to the ground. May we meet again.