𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐀 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐘 , for the call of thunder threatens E V E R Y O N E . faster than the speeding light she’s flying , TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE IT ALL BEGAN . quicker than a ray of light she’s flying .
𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐆𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐑 . she supposes this is what her dad was scared of ; when the races became competitive & illegal gambling . BUT SHE’S NEVER ENJOYED SOMETHING MORE . every brush with danger makes her feel more alive , and every scrape against the wall might dock her points but at least the sound of metal on concrete is REFRESHING .
❛ how long have you been drifting for ? ❜ she asks the other woman . together they make up a small percentage of the racers , but without a doubt it is THE TOP PERCENTAGE . ❛ you’re good at it . ❜ @starsystm
𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 . in such situations it becomes a blessing to never have to meet said person again . much to her dismay , this blessing was not cast upon her . SHE SUPPOSED IT WAS KARMA ------ or something along those lines . the suffering of this meeting was perhaps a punishment for her previous actions . SHE’S CHANGED NOW , though only slightly , but that didn’t stop her past from keeping up with her .
❛ i never expected to see you again . ❜ she states with no bother to hide her disappointment . ❛ still in one piece , as well . ❜ @hismanners
𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐀 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐘 , for the call of thunder threatens E V E R Y O N E . faster than the speeding light she’s flying , TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE IT ALL BEGAN . quicker than a ray of light she’s flying .
okay! everything is officially set up. i don’t have a promo yet because we’ll do that when i actually have some writing on this blog.. but.. CONSIDER THIS A STARTER CALL !
wrong account cuz i cant be bothered to log off but its @empaethies birthday and i cant believe moe is so fucking old now that they’re basically a grandmother but they’re my best friend and i dont care if they’re old enough to basically be my mum bc sometimes we both have brains the sizes of chicken nuggets and thats okay. anyway i love moe go wish them a happy birthday or else
𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 . she doesn’t exactly frequent this alley-way , but she knows it’s quiet and sometimes comes here with a desire to be ALONE . she prefers it somewhat to hanging around at home , not that it was a particularly bad place . TO SEE SOMEONE COME SPRINTING AROUND THE CORNER WAS NEW ON HER . she raises a brow at the one who casts a shadow in the light that shines into the alleyway . a cigarette is lowered from her lips as she observes . smoke lingers in the air . she doesn’t indulge often .
❛ i've never seen someone run so fast . ❜ she says , offering the tilt of a head . WEIRD SHIT HAPPENED AROUND THESE TYPES OF PLACES . ❛ you good ? ❜ @theophagya
okay! everything is officially set up. i don’t have a promo yet because we’ll do that when i actually have some writing on this blog.. but.. CONSIDER THIS A STARTER CALL !
things i want from this blog: plots where folk meet cam in space, a star wars au where cam’s a podracer, also cute ships
@gelues asked: “Money over love!”
𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄 & 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄 . she didn’t hate to love . she had such depth of heart for her family and the closest of her friends . AND YET LOVE ALSO SCARED HER . so often did she worry that time might take those people away from her . THERE WERE MANY REASONS WHY SHE HAD DECIDED TO LEAVE THE PLANET . her family , as supportive as they were , didn’t want her to go . but was it worth throwing all of that away for a few hundred dollars ? NO , SHE DIDN’T THINK SO .
❛ definitely not the first time i’ve heard a man say something like that . ❜ she comments , although with a lighthearted nonchalance . ❛ y’sure you wanna make that decision before you’ve had a taste of both ? ❜
@stlucy asked: “Don’t ask questions, just drive!”
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐑𝐔𝐍 her dad had called her a speed demon . he hadn’t known just how right he’d been until she grew up , though . THIS CAR ISN’T HERS , it belongs to some poor guy who just needed an oil change . nobody would have to know that , though . SHE LIKES TO SPEND TIME ON HER OWN . and here in the driver’s seat , parked outside a convenience store with her feet up on the dash , she hardly expected to be interrupted by some dishevelled red - head in a hurry . SHE’S NOT QUICK TO JUDGE , BUT SHE FIGURES THAT THE WOMAN IS IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE . whatever , if there’s one thing she can do , it’s drive . ❛ you got it . ❜
it takes her a moment to move her feet down , to settle over the pedals , and wrap a tight grip around the gear stick . BUT NOT MUCH LONGER THAN A FEW SECONDS . in less than a minute the car’s hit sixty and edging on seventeen as she breaks her way through multiple red lights . ❛ did you rob a gas station or are ya’ running away from a crazy ex ? ❜
Christine Sydelko Sentence Starters
I’ve been bingeing Christine’s vines and vlogs, and everything she says is perfect for crack-tastic hijinks.
- “Don’t ask questions, just drive!”
- “Too bad you can’t hot glue gun your marriage back together!”
- What happens if I put hot dogs in the garbage disposal?”
- “One time when I was twelve I made my sim woo-hoo with a ghost and my mom walked in and saw, and she took my computer away for a month.”
- “And so I say onto you, Adam and Eve are my OTP, and the only thing I vape is the Holy Ghost. Amen.”
- “Oh god why did I do this, why did I do this, why did I do this?!”
- “I hate it when guys only offer five goats and ten chickens for my hand in marriage. Hello! Clearly I’m worth five goats, twelve chickens, and a rabbit pelt.”
- “The macarena was an inside job!”
- “Yeah, I–I bet he’s got a penis.”
- “Eyy girl, so when we gonna churn butter and chill?”
- “Hi, welcome to to bible study!”
- “Hi, Horror Club is doing a human centipede on the quad tomorrow. BYSK, bring your own sewing kit.”
- “I’m like, it’s not my fault you got lice.”
- “This is why dad left you.”
- “I’m wearing a jean dress and I feel good!”
- “Oh my god, my mom was right! Peer pressure is real!”
- “It says here that you wish to have your ashes brewed in a Keurig?”
- “Celine Dion put a curse on my family and now our crops won’t grow.”
- “What’s better than this, guys being dudes?”
- “His favorite fruit is a mango, but will she be ready to tango?”
- “Kumbaya my lord!”
- “Drive, bitch! To the…pussy store.”
- “My mom says I can’t play with you anymore.”
- “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the good kush!”
- “He was a dolphin in a whale suit!”
- “If you don’t call your boyfriend papi, is he really your boyfriend?”
- “Yeah, uh, tip of the penis to you too, ____ !”
- “Yeah, I know where that is. You’re going to the left, to the right, take it back now y’all, two hops this time, and then cha-cha real smooth.”
- “Money over love!”
- “It’s like, yeah, like, I do skin cats for fun, but I’m not a psychopath. Don’t label me, you know?”
- “Oh, I was just making sure you weren’t two kids trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.”
- “Run, it’s almost midnight! I turn into a fuckboy!”
- “You think this is a game? This is fucking science! I don’t play that shit!”
- “Ew girl! What the fuck are you doing burping in my mouth and shit?!”
- “ ___ get your credit card. Hurry up, get your fucking credit card!”
- “It says you wish to be mummified in fruit roll-ups?”
- “LMAO, he just gave her the D!”
- “Do they have a snapchat geo-tag?”
- “I want ____ to rip out my large intestine and use it as a jump rope.”
- “I’d like to thank all three of you for coming. Now, she wasn’t very pretty, and she wasn’t very smart…”
- “I believe in equality. I believe your dick is equal to the size of a tic tac, how about that?”
- “My dick is stuck in a Pringles can.”
- “I just saw your google search history and I think we need to talk. Now, what are ‘sexy minions’?”
- “Oh girl, you’re going to get with the penis real soon!”
- “Only get on your knees for two things: beer bongs and blow jobs.”
- “I think I swallowed a nickel.”
- Nice scrapbook, or should I say CRAPbook?”
- “Tom and Jerry were lovers! The government is lying to us!”
- “Well looks like this body…is a dead one.”
- “So ____ starts choking me and saying ‘Bitch, you bought the wrong lunchables!’“
- “The rain is just God’s tears. He’s crying because we’re sinners.”
- “Give me my tupperware, ___ !”
- “ ___, the flower crown you got me is too big! I can’t show my face at Coachella like this!”
- “No one cuts off my banjo solo!”
- “You stayed up all night playing the sims again, didn’t you?”
- “Heeeeeey, Mister Big Cock!”
- “Do I need this? No. Do I want it? Also no.”
- “If you spit in my mouth I will murder your family.”
- “I only twerk on Priuses. Eco-friendly!”
- “I am shooketh.”
- “Why does the lady at Taco Bell know my name?”
- “They’re bueno.”
- “Can you tell me why I stole a pool ball from that bar?”
- “I’m not even on my period!”
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
- ❛ What happened? ❜
- ❛ How are your injuries? ❜
- ❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜
- ❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜
- ❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜
- ❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜
- ❛ When I wake up, you won’t be there. ❜
- ❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜
- ❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜
- ❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜
- ❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜
- ❛ This isn’t you. ❜
- ❛ Stop it. ❜
- ❛ You should be resting. ❜
- ❛ Are you okay? Did they hurt you? ❜
- ❛ How can you act like that? ❜
- ❛ Then why are you still here? ❜
- ❛ Are you okay? ❜
- ❛ You can’t live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. ❜
- ❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜
- ❛ What are you, trying to give me a heart attack? ❜
- ❛ What’s wrong? What happened? ❜
- ❛ I thought we agreed that secrets are bad! ❜
- ❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜
- ❛ Everything okay? ❜
- ❛ Do you even know where you’re headed? ❜
- ❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜
- ❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜
- ❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜
- ❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜
- ❛ Why do you run from me? ❜
- ❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜
- ❛ It’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜
- ❛ You’re bleeding. ❜
- ❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜
- ❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜
- ❛ You’re avoiding my question. ❜
- ❛ I think the worst of it’s over now. ❜
- ❛ Don’t let fear keep you quiet. You have a voice so use it. ❜
SHE HAS TRAVELLED FAR & WIDE , wider than most . often she’d left even light in her wake . when she journeyed from one end of the galaxy to the other it was dark . there was nothing to see beyond the glass of her cockpit . JUST ENDLESS EXPANSES OF BLACK . & yet the further she went , the more she came to realise that nothing was more alien to her than earth . BEING HOME COULD BE SO OVERWHELMING SOMETIMES .
❛ it’s been a long time since i felt like my feet were really on the ground . sometimes i just gotta wonder where my head went . ❜ @furters
okay! everything is officially set up. i don’t have a promo yet because we’ll do that when i actually have some writing on this blog.. but.. CONSIDER THIS A STARTER CALL !
just fyi i’m working on my about page and stuff, then i’ll be making a new mobile banner & icon and then after all is said and done i will start writing