Tom Mabe’s Ghost Copter Prank (Video) (Compilation of Horror Pranks) 

John Green, Tyler Oakly, Banksy, and Andrew Hussie are the four horsemen of the apocalypse

my biggest insecurity is that i cant cartwheel. what do i do when im full with glee? just fuckin stand there, it haunts me everyday

My kink is my friends realizing their own worth and breaking up with their shitty boyfriends

one of the things i’ll never get over

kaneki was so upset that hide found out he was a ghoul that he cried

DELETE THIS

#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly at Jose Tejas

complaint: why do all video games lately have a SUPER XXXTREME NIGHTMARE EXTRA HARD MODE but not an extra-easy mode? please be nice to me. i am so bad at video games. please

deez nuts for president and banksy’s dismaland feel like joke text posts from tumblr but they’re real life

this fuckin election is so wild

we’ve got Hillary Clinton, who’s like the classic democratic candidate but her only advantage over republicans is that she has sound morals and that’s about it

we’ve got Bernie Sanders, an old white straight guy that fights for the young, colored, gay, and female, who’s an open socialist and calls out republican bullshit constantly

we’ve got like fifteen interchangeable republican candidates who are all equal parts unremarkable and pieces of shit

we’ve got Donald Trump, an openly racist/sexist/homophobic man who basically just wants to strip everyone of their rights

and finally we have Mr. Deez Nuts

America tumblr.

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i hope every transgender or nonbinary person in the world has a nice safe day

im going to reblog this everytime i see. stay safe ladys, gents, and folks!

★ cute date ideas ★

- stargazing; sitting on a hill or roof looking at the stars. a blanket might be nice depending on how soft the grass is

- picnic; probably at a park. make food you know your babe likes

- observatories; looking at stars and constellations, go to one of the little shows. point out ones you know!!

- aquariums; looking at the pretty fish!! maybe get them a little goldfish or stuffed goldfish if you know they’d kill it

- museums; like art museums or science museums. nerd

- going on a walk/run/bike (make sure to bring music); unless you’re a lazy piece of shit, then just stay home

- napping together; which is what you do if you didn’t do the one above

- rollerblading/ice skating; depending on the weather. if they fall help them up, buy them nachos, request a cute song

- lasertag, destroy them bitches

- playground; swinging, seesawing, playing hot lava monster

- seeing a movie; maybe godzilla or some romantic movie idk

- go to a garden!! botanical ones are cool!! if they have a gift shop buy them a cute lil plant necklace

- take them shopping if you have money and they like getting stuff for free

- go flower picking; make them a flower crown and make a bouquet if you want to be a smooth motherfucker

- traditional dinner date; idk this sounds boring but whatever man it’s ur life

- watch the sunrise/sunset on a beach (bring a blanket, music and food or else y’all gon’ be bored as fuck with sand in every crevice of your fuckin body)

- a carnival/fair (u can go for the cliche kiss at the top of the ferris wheel bitch)

- drive-in movie theater (try not to make out too much tho ya horny bastards)

- karaoke (you can do a duet. that’s cute as shit)

- have brunch (cuz goin out for breakfast is way too fuckin early to be seein that bitch)

- play with puppies at a pet store (this will determine your partner’s fate cuz if that hoe don’t like puppies, they’re basically satan. you’re welcome)

- do a color run (they’re fun as fuck and u can take cool pics and get a lil exercise at the same time. u score bitch)

- plan a game night (bonus if u end up playin twister cuz u get to be tangled all up on your hunny’s body and maybe u will end up playin twister beneath the fuckin sheets yas baby yas)

- see a psychic or palm reader (unless u really ain’t that curious to know whether a demon followin your ass around or naw)

- visit a trampoline park (u will piss yourself laughin and it truly is fun)

- go glow-in-the-dark mini golfing (that shit is live and they usually have arcade games and bumpin music)

- have a netflix night together (make or buy a shitton of snacks and dress in your pjs and cuddle)

- go for a swim (pool, lake or beach - doesn’t fuckin matter. swimmin is relaxing and good exercise and u can talk shit together for as long as u want. if u can’t swim, use fuckin floaties bitch you’ll be fine)

- go to a concert bruh (seriously if u take me to a concert, u have access to my pussy)

- volunteer together (animal shelter or soup kitchen - you’re fuckin helping out and that’s nice as fuck and y’all will make some nice memories)

- ghost hunting (if u a boss ass bitch, do this. it’s exciting and thrilling - just try to not get killed or possessed in the process)

- fetch some fuckin chalk and make a masterpiece together (preferably in a park)

!!!!

pyrogavinofree

back to school shopping for a backpack

don’t forget your pencils!!

and your lunch

and your asswhoopen nerd 

I see no lies lmao

This fucked me up

I love this so much.