post like no one is watching follow like youve never been hurt add tags like no one is listening and reblog like its heaven on earth
oh btw you can never go back and even if you could you wont be that person again XD
Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.
via richardscarrylove
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good
he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade
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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly
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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.
beyond that the columbia common is literally an open space during the day; the gates are open and it's possible to pass through it like you'd pass through a regular block. even after my student ID expired i was still able to walk through the commons bc ID is not requested until you enter an actual building. it's quite common to see parents, toddlers, and such who are clearly not enrolled just hanging out. so not only were the students not trespassing at a SCHOOL THEY PAY FOR, there was also not a precedent for non-students to be disallowed from the grass and walkways.
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Eminem’s life story is actually mine
He took my wallet and lived on my dime
the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real
Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal
So I moved to the burbs, under a house
Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(
If my rhyming isn’t great, can you really blame me?
That man lived my life and then tried to defame me!
I’m just out of practice because my crib is a hole
will i ever take back what Eminem stole?
(high pitched backup vocals: his only friends are two mice and a mole)
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
It's pitchfork time for the fossil fuel industry. Shareholder economics is killing the entire planet for the wealth of a few.
Yup. Better individual lifestyle choices definitely can help. But the real damage is happening much further up the food chain. We need to enforce accountability!
