OKAY SO last time there was a solar eclipse, everyone got really excited and some libraries thought it would be a Great Idea to get some Solar Eclipse Glasses so people could look at the solar eclipse safely without having to resort to Ye Olde Pinhole method or, like our former president, looking straight up at it and potentially BURNING YOUR RETINAS OFF.
In their Infinite Wisdom of the Great Idea of Giving Out Solar Eclipse Glasses, they did not take into account the fact that there is A LOT of public and NOT A LOT of solar eclipse glasses given out to libraries.
My library got 30 pairs. They were gone in five minutes. (I snatched a pair. I regret nothing.)
The public Did Not Understand This. And so they called. And called. And called. "But the paper say you have them" "but this facebook post says you have them" "but my friend's brother's veterinarian's hairdresser says you have them."
It went on for W E E K S.
Eventually the solar eclipse rolled around and I spent it in the Boston-Logan International Airport, sharing my pilfered pair of glasses with complete strangers because that's the kind of thing you could do in the pre-plague times, and honestly it was really fun. Even some of the flight attendants shyly asked if they could look. It was the best plane delay I've ever had.
I may take a two week vacation leading up to the next eclipse because that was a nightmare.