how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
classic
i risked my life for these pictures you nerds better appreciate them
That moment when the Orphan Black official twitter team wins the internet.
NVM THIS ONE WINS!!
Why is it cute and trendy for girls to wear men’s flannel shirts and baggy boy’s sweatpants, but when a boy tries to wear anything remotely close to girl’s clothes, they are considered “girly” or “gay”?
Do you know why?
Do you want to know why?
Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine.
GIVE THIS THING AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE. EVERYBODY MUST SEE THIS AND HAVE IT ON THEIR BLOG. HOLY SHIT.
No its because most boys look ridiculous in girls clothes, but girls look decent in “boyfriend” clothes. Stop trying to make EVERY THING into some form of female oppression.
It’s not “boyfriend” clothes. Clothes do not inherently have gender, they are pieces of fabric and no one cares about your hetero insertions. There was a time when it was normal for young men to wear dresses, clothing was much more gender neutral.
Cute little boys in their boy dresses!
And dresses and skirts look fine on men:
In different cultures around the world different items of clothing are worn that in many countries would be seen as feminine:
And they all look fabulous as fuck, like wow!
The only reason you think so now is because you are socialised differently. Which is ok, that happens, but when you assert things as facts and don’t look at any of the culture behind them you looking like an anal fissure.
Do not project your issues onto other men, men can wear whatever the fuck they want and look fabulous as hell.
YES YES YES!
This is relevant to my interests.
Men look beautiful in dresses. Everyone looks beautiful in dresses.
My Queens. ❤️
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
woah.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
when your depression gets mistaken for laziness 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
When you stop being able to tell the difference 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
When you let yourself be convinced that you’re just lazy and get even more depressed 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad
At everything
*winks at you with both eyes*
Melissa Fumero attends the 3rd Annual Bentonville Film Festival on May 4, 2017 in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar
the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up
Do you even…?
Know the history of music?
The fuck?
yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush
…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.
I seriously hope it’s sarcasm
i being 100% serious my guy
The Beatles are older than big time rush
well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West
One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970
yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.
The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands
I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around
besides:
That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.
Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009
BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES
Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)
That-that’s not a thing
of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)
LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
I’m so dead. 😍😍😍
I just had a random thought. What if Elsa from Frozen is gay and they decide to make a live-action version of the movie, who should play the role of Elsa? I’m thinking Kate McKinnon 😊 she can sing too!
