I'm Not Your Hero

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A little something I’ve been working on…

USA: *adopts and uses foods, festivities, music and sports from every other nation on the planet*

The World: Hey, USA, you should adopt this universal healthcare system and gun control laws that works so well in other countries, too!

USA: No, that’s unamerican.

carnalincarnate

You can’t not reblog this

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

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[chris traeger voice] literally

 [jean-ralphio voice] the wo~orst

[tom haverford voice] Nooo

[ben wyatt voice] bobby newport

[ron swanson voice] son.

[leslie knope voice] ann you beautiful tropical fish

[everyone collectively] JERRY

[jerry sputtering]

[april ludgate voice] Ew.

[andy dwyer voice] Macklin, you son of a bitch.