probably the scariest thing about Pokemon is that there are canonically no regular animals in the world. think about that. whalers hunted Wailords for their oil and blubber. Magikarp are fried up and served for dinner and once every few months a Magikarp hatchery probably has a disaster where one of them accidentally evolves and destroys the entire facility. sometimes a sewer pipe will get clogged and they’ll send a repairman down to look into it and he shines his flashlight into the darkness only to illuminate hundreds or pairs of Grimer and Muk eyes and he prays to God before remembering that God is a pokemon too
Still to this day my favorite comic
sext: u wanna go see Mad Max again
mad max: fury road, more rough fic. capable/nux. a missing scene. 900~ words.
Rushing back to the truck cab, Capable turned too quickly in the mud and nearly fell, the mud too thick to let her simply twist around on her heel. Someone had called her name. He was pale and crouched between the cab and the tanker, one foot bare and the toes flexed for balance.
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EPIC MOVIE
YES
me about my own life, if that’s a thing, have we verified this is a thing: idk like i just don’t know if romance is for me, i don’t think i’m wired for that business, it’s just, you know, like [shrugs helplessly]
me about fictional characters: oh hell yes... oh heLL YES... LOOK AT THEM... SHIT YES THEY’RE DOING THE ROMANCE... OH FUCK YEAH THAT’S THE BUSINESS I’M BUYING THE STOCKS FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[listens to the “my name is max” track from the fury road ost on loop for 2hrs] god damn i love crying
do you wanna stop harrassing “the great and powerful david duchovny” and be nice? or lose “the great and powerful david duchovny” forever
david can you tell gillian anderson that i’m free on friday night and i would like to hang out. please tell her to respond to this and then hang out with me on friday night (when i am free).
some furry roads