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ALISON WONDERLAND.

@buckylewintersoldier / buckylewintersoldier.tumblr.com

I like stuff. Disney, marvel, Captain America, Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier, Harry potter, doctor who, game of thrones, the walking dead, lord of the rings/hobbit and assassins creed. OH AND i love tangled way too much.
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important things to remember

  • all three houses stood between harry potter and pansy parkinson
  • mr & mrs weasley fought the battle of hogwarts without knowing where ron was
  • harry was so caught up in battle prep he forgot about the horcrux thing
  • neville & his herbology buddies threw mandrakes @ death eaters 
  • then neville used venomous tentacula to ensnare them
  • sir cadogan being IN HIS ELEMENT and rushing from painting to painting shouting encouragement @ people
  • mrs norris hissed & batted at owls
  • firenze showed up to fight 
  • poor hermit bewildered alberforth dealt w/ literally hundreds of people passing in & out of his house & then came to fight when he realized what was happening
  • slughorn finally decided his loyalties
  • ron: “so what’s new with you?”
  • colin creevy snuck back in after the evacuation
  • ron went after the basilisk fangs & remembered parseltongue to get them
  • hermione’s quick thinking w/ that slide literally saved their lives
  • mrs augusta longbottom put on her hat before she came to see what the what was up @ hogwarts
  • even the Headless Hunt people showed up
  • all the portraits encouraged ppl
  • instead of grieving in the great hall, ginny went outside, probably to be alone, and found it in herself to comfort a scared, lost girl whimpering for her motherneville & wood gathering the dead
  • professor trelawney throwing crystal balls down @ people
  • percy cursed the minister of magic & cracked a joke
  • minerva in her tartan dressing gown w/ a flock of galloping desks trailing behind
  • peeves dropped snargaluff pods onto death eaters so they were covered in wriggling, fat green worms
  • a dying snape was still with it enough to give harry those memories
  • He is dead!
  • mcgonagall’s scream
  • He beat you!
  • neville charged voldemort and mouthed off to him & slayed tf out of that snake
  • hagrid had his bro carry him from the cave to hogwarts, got shoved through a window, got carried away by giant spiders, and sobbed & carried dead harry all the way back to hogwarts
  • the rest of the centaurs, everyone & their mom, the threstrals, and even buckbeak came to fight
  • kreacher leading all the house elves w/ carving knives & cleavers stabbing & hacking @ death eaters
  • Not my daughter, you bitch!
  • harry literally waited until the opportune moment to reveal himself & it was so dramatic. bless him, sirius would’ve been so proud.
  • harry tried to get voldy to try remorse and redeem himself
  • ppl throwing food out the window into grawp’s mouth
  • blessed luna saw that harry was exhausted & distracted ppl so he could get out of the great hall
  • peeves immediately made up a verse about moldy voldy
  • harry: i’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime. *immediately joins the aurors*
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I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.

We’ve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but slowly revealed itself to be the opposite. We unpeeled the layers of corruption within the government, we saw cruelty against minorities grow in the past decades, and had media attack us and had teachers tell us that we ‘must not tell lies’. We got angry and frustrated and, like Harry, Ron and Hermione, had to think of a way to fight back. And them winning? That would have been enough to give us hope and leave us satisfied.

But instead. There was skip scene. And suddenly they were all over 30 and happy with their 2.5 children.

And the Millennials were left flailing in the dust.

Because while we recognised and empathised with everything up to that point. But seeing the Golden Trio financially stable and content and married? That was not something our generation could recognise. Because we have no idea if we’re ever going to be able to reach that stage. Not with the world we’re living in right now.

Having Harry, Ron and Hermione stare off into the distance after the battle and wonder about what the future might be would have stuck with us. Hell, have them move into a shitty flat together and try and sort out their lives would have. Have them with screaming nightmares and failed relationships and trying to get jobs in a society that’s falling apart would have. Have them still trying to fix things in that society would have. Because we known Voldemort was just a symptom of the disease of prejudice the Wizarding World.

But don’t push us off with an ‘all was well’. In a world about magic, JK Rowling finally broke our suspension of disbelief by having them all hit middle-class and middle-age contentment and expecting a fanbase of teenagers to accept it.

Also. Since when was ‘don’t worry kids, you’re going to turn out just like your parents’ ever a happy ending? Does our generation even recognise marriage and money and jobs as the fulfillment of life anymore? Does our generation even recognise the Epilogue’s Golden Trio anymore?

YOU PUT IT IN WORDS

Also, harry looked like a fucking paedo

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ok but how easy would it be to flat-out fake text posts now

like all you really need is a couple of pictures at the right dimensions

could I for instance get taylor swift to comment on my posts?

you’re my favorite blogger ily <3

piss off taylor i’m busy

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I'm back!

Hi all! I'm sure you can guess from my lack of blogging in the last 5-6 months but I took a much needed hiatus from tumblr. I found I wasn't enjoying being on here anymore and I had tons of uni work to do. However, I have now officially graduated and with that weight of my shoulders I feel as though I should return to blogging and see how it goes. So...I'M BACK!!! XOXO

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Anonymous asked:

I've been pricing a Walt Disney World holiday for this September and I can afford it' but I'm scared to travel alone any ideas as to what I should do

that's so great!! I've travelled toamerica on my own before and it was fine!! it was without doubt the best decision I ever made and I never regretted it! my tips are:- make sure you have all of yourpaperwork printed in good time since it is purely going to be your responsibility- pack as lightly as possible to make sure you have room for all of those goodies you want to bring back, since you won't have the option of putting stuff into someone else's luggage if you accidentally went over your weight allowance- don't be afraid to ask for help, particularly in airports. I found Philadelphia airport was HUGE and daunting so I asked for help at every point, from getting to a terminal, to where the best place was to eat.- talk to people! I made friends just on my flights from chatting to my neighbour :)- take lots of pictures! I can't stress this enough especially at Disney World! it'll go so fast, you'll want to remember everything.- try not to panic at border control. when I got to philly, admittedly it was scary as they question you particularly when you're travelling alone and the guy I had wasn't very nice. keep your cool and let them know you're on vacation to WDW. try not to over explain, they don't like that.- use EMH to your own personal advantage and book meals well in advance. I have heard that some dinner places at the resort have a minimumof 2 guests and so you'll want to sort your reservations out well in advance incase you have trouble getting a table when you're there. also, it gives you peace of mind that you'll get to enjoy a meal somewhere you really want to go.- definitely watch the night show at each park at least once.- do your shopping towards the end of your holiday. keep an idea in your head of things you really like and look out for them, you might find different variations that you like better in different stores etc. and you'll know exactly how much money you have left to play with.I think the beauty of going alone to a Disney park is that it is your needs that are met. You can go for lunch when and where you want, go on the rides you want, choose which park you want to visit etc. I definitely think you should do it!! :) xx

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lafresque

a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody’s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe even ten grandmas. they have a network system where they can call adult-looking vampires to help them get things, drive places, pretend to be parents so child-looking vampires can get into adult movies 

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studip

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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