me @ the stars: help me

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

I absolutely love the cape.

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

air signs vs fire signs

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

Zoomed in and found this gem

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

uh oh

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

Bucket

Hello darkness my old friend

damnnnnn 

enemy spotted

damn this had like 3k notes yesterday

This gives me anxiety

You tréque assè bítçhe

The fuck not

sharing music is a love language

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

Critics complaining about Aquaman’s long hair because it’s “impractical” and “in the way,” but never complain about women with long hair in action movies, are just afraid of their attraction to the gloriousness that is Jason Momoa and his lustrous locks.

Thank you to Aquaman for treating both leads equally and giving them the most beautiful long flowing hair.

Is this heaven 😳

When you tell your mom you wanna be a stripper but she hits you with this :😂😂 💀

“Whatchu gon do? Get on there and pretend like you the praying mantis???” 💀💀💀

Moms voice through me off😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Via This is my random life. 

Childhood ruined

I take walk-ins, please form a line.

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

half way down I thought I was having a stroke.