sovngarde is a myth

Gargoyle Wall, Durham.  Photo by Scraff

To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

You ever think about what differentiates us from the enemy?

possession of the mandate of heaven, surely

went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

thank you for sharing this information with me you crybabies

Carl Gustav Carus

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

this is the best day of my life