a summary of the first half
Eden, chill out
Real Madrid’s defender and captain Sergio Ramos, his wife Pilar Rubio and his son Sergio Jr during a press conference announcing Ramos’ contract renewal in Madrid on August 17, 2015.
you know this feeling when you watch any harry potter movie and hedwig’s theme begins to play or you read any of the books and you read the first sentence and you just get this harry potter feeling like you’re finally coming home and everything around you just melts away and you get lost in the most comforting way
CHELSEA APPRECIATION WEEK, day 2: ↳ favourite season - 2004/2005
Premier League champions Carling Cup winners Most wins in a PL season (29) Most points in a PL season (95) Fewest points dropped in a PL season (19) Fewest goals conceded in a PL season (15) Most clean sheets in a PL season (25) Frank Lampard - Barclays Player of the Year Frank Lampard - Football Writers’ Association Footballer of the Year Frank Lampard - PFA Fans’ Player of the Year John Terry - PFA Players’ Player of the Year John Terry - Football Writers’ Association Footballer of the Year runner-up José Mourinho - Barclays Manager of the Year
James Dean in the streets, James Deen in the sheets
“my heart is blue, i bleed blue, i am a blue.”
She warned him.
This is Mhairi Black of the Scottish National Party. At 20 years old, she is the youngest person to be elected to parliament since at least the 19th century. People are going wild for her first speech, in which she attacked the Conservative government’s act of abolishing housing benefit for anyone under the age of 21 and urged Labour to join forces with the SNP in opposition.
and she’s also an out lesbian, so she well knows the old-ass tory politicians must fuckin HATE her so that makes me even more proud of her for saying all this
Her Job before MP was working in a chip shop and she bought her suit from Asda. Pretty down to earth if you ask me.
this is so important
me (an intellectual): I want to die
i’m so bitter i can’t let go of anything i’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation with someone then remember something hurtful they said 8 months ago and be like ‘well anyways i’m going to bed bye’ at 2pm
usb-dongle:
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
True
yo how u use this
I would die for you soulja boy
sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal