You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

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oh my goodness will you look at the time

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

“Interesting.” I say as I reload my most recent save.

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic 

This was the most amazing I love it

This is warmth to my black heart

Black women are the center of life

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

Italian*👼

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

Forgive me.

only if you forgive me

His world now

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

Oh sweet Jesus.

i am so sorry for this

Where the FUCK is he?

Nobody is allowed to post anymore

A rare moment caught on camera 

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“Mama, look how big and tough I am!” (via chippie_gummy)